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4chan’s Reputation Precedes It | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)23:39:29 No.65069886 >go to make post >remember what this place is >nvm 1.9 MB GIF

Anon takes a piss | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)11:20:04 No.861487184 >taking a piss >see loose pube on my knob >grab it off mid stream >piss all over my hands and floor >what did I think would happen? 19 KB JPG

based bri' isch officer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: IEQUUIUL ) 05/20/17(Sat)14:49:51 No.126302746 Typical everyday average British morning: >wake up >bobby knocks on door >"oi! open up you cheeky bastard and show me your 47 KB JPG sleeping licence!" >fumble around and finally find my licence >"s-sorry good sir. It's right here... God save the Queen." >bobby peers in and catches a glimpse of me telly >"halt! where's your TV licence you c---?!" >"draw TV licence from me wallet" >bobby gives a look like the bloody Queen's dodger >"oi mate! where's your permit for this licence?" >show him my licence permit >"this licence permit is expired. I'm taking you in!" >bobby draws his toy gun >stab him with my unregistered butterknife

Anon is Ice Cube | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)21:58:34 No.65069196 >be me >wake up at 12 PM >my friend group wants to hang out, throw footballs and frisbees >whatever I join in >go back to my house to f--- around on BeamNG.drive 37 KB JPG >shitloads of fun >have to go to work >despite spraying dishes all damn day, I notice a qt coworker staring at me several times from the reflection of the glass pane >was oddly helpful with orders of which I can take on myself >shift ends, I order ice cream and bike home at night, no handlebars, eating ice cream whilst staring at the night sky >pic related >today was a good day

Anon Passes the Ammunition | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)01:03:58 No.65070512 >tfw let my guard down and shared some personal stuff with my mom She's going to use this new knowledge against me soon 26 KB JPG

Anon stagnates | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/21/20(Sat)14:32:58 No.61025172 >sleep for 12+ hours >wake up at noon >refresh the same few websites over and over again >do absolutely f------ nothing >start and try to play video game 360 KB PNG >quit after a few minutes because i cant even force myself to have fun with it anymore >continue refreshing 4chan and youtube for hours again occasionally watching a few youtube videos that look interesting and that i havent seen yet >go to sleep feeling like a tired corpse even though i havent done anything is this even a life anymore?

Anon gets exposed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)11:37:12 No.65074027 >guy from class messages me asking for some notes >clearly gay, cartoonishly gay even, like something from a /pol/ ms paint comic >try to keep the conversation short and to the point >he keeps messaging me 33 KB JPG >i give him one word replies >he asks me if i want to go watch a movie >He's not getting the hint >send him a message saying "no. I'm straight" >he gets angry >start getting random messages from people I don't know insulting me >google the gay guy's name, find his twitter account, he posted screenshots of our convo saying I'm being a bigot and that it wasn't a sexual invitation

Cat's out of the bag | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)15:38:08 No.65076367 >cat headbutts me really hard >think we have a special relationship because of that >go to friends house >their cat does same thing >no longer appreciate and feel special when my cat headbutts 133 KB JPG me Is this what having past partners feels like?

Anon experiencing cognitive dissonance | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)02:00:28 No.65078962 >be me >thinking about quiting p--- >start to search for anti-p--- propaganda >find an interview with an ex- pornstart talking about her depression and her suicide attempts, but how she improved and is empowered 508 KB PNG now >search for her p--- videos and watch both the interview and the p--- video at the same time >best f------ fap of my whole life Why am I like this? I wanted to quit this s--- and I gained a new horrible fetish.

Pain in the neck | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous First date 08/21/21(Sat)13:22:53 No.65075068 >a girl shows interest in me >we chat for day's >we both seem intrigued >decide to go out >l buy her a gift >we finally set up a date >l go 31 KB PNG >she's not there >sends me an image of the building where we were supposed to meet saying she was there >lighting doesn't match the time of the day nor the look of the building >she keeps sending me text's >I decide to roll with it (f--- it) >we set up a second date >says she will call me to tell me time >the time has passed >no call from her >waiting for her excuse tonight at 11pm >i have no idea what to do with a necklace I brought for her My fırst date has surely been a blast. I don't know what to do bros.

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