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Anonymous (ID: 2rabEHOP 11/25/24(Mon)11:42:31 No.489539775 >Chris chan has a gf >Booggie has a gf >Wings has a gf >Dsp has a gf Thelck.jpg 427 KB JPG >Ethan "The gunt" Ralph had a gf >Styx has a gf >Cyrax has a gf What's your excuse chud?
Anonymous (ID: 2rabEHOP 11/25/24(Mon)11:42:31 No.489539775 >Chris chan has a gf >Booggie has a gf >Wings has a gf >Dsp has a gf Thelck.jpg 427 KB JPG >Ethan "The gunt" Ralph had a gf >Styx has a gf >Cyrax has a gf What's your excuse chud?

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Anonette loves slapping random men | /r/Greentext

Joanie.jpg 174 KB JPG >Be me, 28F (not relevant but whatever) >Got hooked up with a dude in club last night >Bring him over to my house >Gives me the best head ive ever received in my life >Later he tells me to get on top of him >Before i slide it in, he stops and tells me to slap him really hard on his face >???? >I slap him >Tells me to do it again >I do it >We kept going for 30 mins straight >We both enjoyed every second of it >Right side of his face is crimson red >The dude puts his pants on and leaves Some man just gave me an abuse fetish and left
Joanie.jpg 174 KB JPG >Be me, 28F (not relevant but whatever) >Got hooked up with a dude in club last night >Bring him over to my house >Gives me the best head ive ever received in my life >Later he tells me to get on top of him >Before i slide it in, he stops and tells me to slap him really hard on his face >???? >I slap him >Tells me to do it again >I do it >We kept going for 30 mins straight >We both enjoyed every second of it >Right side of his face is crimson red >The dude puts his pants on and leaves Some man just gave me an abuse fetish and left

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Domestic vs foreign policy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)13:25:18 No.79375102 R.jpg 89 KB JPG >kill over 50 million chinese people >no one says a thing >hitler kills 6 million jews >"NOOOOO HE WAS DA WORST PERSON IN HISTUREEEEEEEEE." Don't get me wrong, Hitler was awful, but why are we speaking more about that nicer when there were much worse people? Do jews suddently matter more than other people?
Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)13:25:18 No.79375102 R.jpg 89 KB JPG >kill over 50 million chinese people >no one says a thing >hitler kills 6 million jews >"NOOOOO HE WAS DA WORST PERSON IN HISTUREEEEEEEEE." Don't get me wrong, Hitler was awful, but why are we speaking more about that nicer when there were much worse people? Do jews suddently matter more than other people?

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Sniggering intensifies | /r/Greentext

247 KB JPG >be today >Team building exercise at work >Everyone tell something interesting about yourself >"I'm a cook" >Hear sniggers >Later chatting to a friend they tell me everyone thought i said I'm a cuck Think i might jump off the building. There were like 40 people in there from different departments who all think I'm a cuck and i don't know how I'll regain my reputation
247 KB JPG >be today >Team building exercise at work >Everyone tell something interesting about yourself >"I'm a cook" >Hear sniggers >Later chatting to a friend they tell me everyone thought i said I'm a cuck Think i might jump off the building. There were like 40 people in there from different departments who all think I'm a cuck and i don't know how I'll regain my reputation

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anon may not be gay | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)20:31:16 No.79569169 >>79569059 >be me, lonely and horny >started posting on /soc/ a while ago >>79569180 >>79569249 >posted my nudes in a thread, got a ton of attention from other anons >got contact info from some anons, i thought they were women, but after talking to them find out they're dudes >still kind of into it, get off on the idea of a bunch of femboys jerking off to me, think I might be bisexual >decide to try out being with a guy, download grindr >instantly a ton of dudes are interested >meet one today that has a feminine ass >the whole time i'm driving to his house i'm so nervous i'm sweating >Get to his place, have a little smalltalk >start making out >immediately start to notice everything manly about him >his stubble feels like sandpaper >put my hand on his chest and there is a stark absence of t------ >he puts my hand on his ass, it doesn't feel right >normally with a girl I'd be rock hard right now but I'm soft as butter you left out for a day >his breath tastes like cigarettes and i want to throw up the whole time >he's pressed against me and i can feel his hard johnson through his pants >think if I were gay i'd be hard by now >stop him, say I'm not into it. Make up some excuse a woman has used on me before >say "I'm on antidepressants and sometimes my body just doesn't get into it" >he's surprisingly nice about it, we put our clothes on and i leave >all day long feel disgusting >showered and brushed my teeth but can still taste and smell him on me >turns out I was getting off on people paying attention to me because I'm so lonely, not actually gay Luckily I stopped it before f------ his pooper but yeah, that's the story
Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)20:31:16 No.79569169 >>79569059 >be me, lonely and horny >started posting on /soc/ a while ago >>79569180 >>79569249 >posted my nudes in a thread, got a ton of attention from other anons >got contact info from some anons, i thought they were women, but after talking to them find out they're dudes >still kind of into it, get off on the idea of a bunch of femboys jerking off to me, think I might be bisexual >decide to try out being with a guy, download grindr >instantly a ton of dudes are interested >meet one today that has a feminine ass >the whole time i'm driving to his house i'm so nervous i'm sweating >Get to his place, have a little smalltalk >start making out >immediately start to notice everything manly about him >his stubble feels like sandpaper >put my hand on his chest and there is a stark absence of t------ >he puts my hand on his ass, it doesn't feel right >normally with a girl I'd be rock hard right now but I'm soft as butter you left out for a day >his breath tastes like cigarettes and i want to throw up the whole time >he's pressed against me and i can feel his hard johnson through his pants >think if I were gay i'd be hard by now >stop him, say I'm not into it. Make up some excuse a woman has used on me before >say "I'm on antidepressants and sometimes my body just doesn't get into it" >he's surprisingly nice about it, we put our clothes on and i leave >all day long feel disgusting >showered and brushed my teeth but can still taste and smell him on me >turns out I was getting off on people paying attention to me because I'm so lonely, not actually gay Luckily I stopped it before f------ his pooper but yeah, that's the story

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Anon hates the Spanish | /r/Greentext

ile: file.png (1.41 MB, 1200x630) based nappy Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)13:43:02 No.17296260 >>17296276 >>17296308 GOAT of history? >shattered the moorberian "*"empire"*** of mass r--- and 5th century extraction slavery >burned their crap to the ground >taught iberians their place >singlehandedly gave 550M ungrateful thirdies independence >responsible for the civil law and SI system of EVROPA and civilizations >probably a bunch of other stuff too, but most importantly he's the arch enemy of the worst posters on /his/ and 4chan
ile: file.png (1.41 MB, 1200x630) based nappy Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)13:43:02 No.17296260 >>17296276 >>17296308 GOAT of history? >shattered the moorberian "*"empire"*** of mass r--- and 5th century extraction slavery >burned their crap to the ground >taught iberians their place >singlehandedly gave 550M ungrateful thirdies independence >responsible for the civil law and SI system of EVROPA and civilizations >probably a bunch of other stuff too, but most importantly he's the arch enemy of the worst posters on /his/ and 4chan

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Anon admires America | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?
☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anon makes a point | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/19/24(Mon) 19:03:49 No.686011898 While there are guns and money, there won't be any freedom, Luisa. communism.jpg 176 KB JPG >anti-capitalist >gun control advocate >"Here's the protagonist of our cowboy game, people!" Face it, videogames were always woke, they just used to be more subtle about it Anonymous truth 08/19/24(Mon) 19:05:21 No.686012009 >>686020513 # Anonymous >>686011898 (OP) # 08/19/24(Mon) 19:05:35 No.686012023 I don't remember the context. He could be just nihilistic about it.
: Anonymous 08/19/24(Mon) 19:03:49 No.686011898 While there are guns and money, there won't be any freedom, Luisa. communism.jpg 176 KB JPG >anti-capitalist >gun control advocate >"Here's the protagonist of our cowboy game, people!" Face it, videogames were always woke, they just used to be more subtle about it Anonymous truth 08/19/24(Mon) 19:05:21 No.686012009 >>686020513 # Anonymous >>686011898 (OP) # 08/19/24(Mon) 19:05:35 No.686012023 I don't remember the context. He could be just nihilistic about it.

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Anon obsesses over helicopters | /r/Greentext

File: mh-139-grey-wolf-fleet-cut.jpg (395 KB, 1920x1080) Boeing incompetence Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)06:43:51 No.62922398 >>62922408 >>62922491 >>62922595 >>62922687 >>62922964 >be Boeing >decide to build Leonardo's AW139s for the USAF to replace hueys >Boeing decides to "militarize" the 139 by removing the entire air conditioning system >crew complains about not being able to breathe > avionics now overheat not too long after takeoff >have to spend millions trying to refit the aircon units Is Boeing retarded? Why the f--- would they still get contracts like the T-7 after the s--- they keep pulling? Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)06:47:47 No.62922408 ►>>62922414 >>62922706 >>62923109 >>62922398 (OP) turns out you can't just replace all the white engineers with pajeets and expect everything to still work Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)06:49:41 No.62922414 >>62922408 >replace all the white engineers with pajeets >>62922422 >>62922427 >>62922439 >>62922860 google and microsoft did it and profits are through the roof.
File: mh-139-grey-wolf-fleet-cut.jpg (395 KB, 1920x1080) Boeing incompetence Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)06:43:51 No.62922398 >>62922408 >>62922491 >>62922595 >>62922687 >>62922964 >be Boeing >decide to build Leonardo's AW139s for the USAF to replace hueys >Boeing decides to "militarize" the 139 by removing the entire air conditioning system >crew complains about not being able to breathe > avionics now overheat not too long after takeoff >have to spend millions trying to refit the aircon units Is Boeing retarded? Why the f--- would they still get contracts like the T-7 after the s--- they keep pulling? Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)06:47:47 No.62922408 ►>>62922414 >>62922706 >>62923109 >>62922398 (OP) turns out you can't just replace all the white engineers with pajeets and expect everything to still work Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)06:49:41 No.62922414 >>62922408 >replace all the white engineers with pajeets >>62922422 >>62922427 >>62922439 >>62922860 google and microsoft did it and profits are through the roof.

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Too Cruel To Be Alive | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)21:53:20 No.68251878 >be awkward lonely khv that's never had female attention >washing dishes at work, minding my own business >Pretty waitress girl walks up to 44 KB JPG me >"Anon do you wanna go out on a date" >"S-sure!" >She starts laughing >Her coworker waitress friend who's also a Stacy comes in the back with a kazoo and confetti >"It was a dare!!" They laugh while saying in unison How do you respond? : Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)21:54:54 No.68251891 kill myself on the spot in front of them >>68251925 #
: Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)21:53:20 No.68251878 >be awkward lonely khv that's never had female attention >washing dishes at work, minding my own business >Pretty waitress girl walks up to 44 KB JPG me >"Anon do you wanna go out on a date" >"S-sure!" >She starts laughing >Her coworker waitress friend who's also a Stacy comes in the back with a kazoo and confetti >"It was a dare!!" They laugh while saying in unison How do you respond? : Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)21:54:54 No.68251891 kill myself on the spot in front of them >>68251925 #

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