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Anon needs help | /r/Greentext

08/07/22(Sun)22:35:55 No.14737469 HOW TO SOUNDPROOF MY WINDOW AC UNIT FROM LETTING ALL THAT F------ NOISE IN FROM MY STUPID BOOMER NEIGHBOR WHO HAS BEEN BLOWING HIS C--- WITH A LEAFBLOWER FOR THE PAST 3 HOURS NOW IN HIS BACKYWARD BEFORE I BEAT THE F--- OUTTA HIM : Anonymous 215 KB PNG

Now Anon will be nominated for Noble prize | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 50 KB JPG 08/08/22(Mon)11:38:35 No.14738939 I've made a scientific discovery today. Clapping your hands is actually just hitting yourself. 12 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

good going 4chan. you ruined anon. | /r/Greentext

SSC uprem Y.BAny Ne essa say. B ans Y SC 2xy4ijaxzwz61.jpg 35 KB JPG 20 ecess A Tea Viny By I had a nightmare about the austrian painter kicking me into my dry pool, and me not being able to get out because I kept slipping, then he threw yeezys at my face and said "use real shoes c---" This is not okay and I blame 4chan for this.

Anon Is Fat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 116 KB JPG 08/08/22 (Mon)21:20:59 No.69734910 >be fat >want to lose weight >find out that you'll have lose skin and look just as s--- >lose motivation to lose weight

Anon likes the 2nd amendment | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/09/22 (Tue)07:41:38 No.54712141 TARE XM177E2-C7-2022-04-24 (Right stock-collapsed).jpg 3.75 MB JPG My rifle comes with its own Creedence Clearwater Revival soundtrack

Anon is 16 | /r/Greentext

Girl's sexual fantasies Boy's sexual fantasies 1.04 MB PNG >be me >16 working at a movie theater >was a scene kid who was pretty popular and got cute scene girls >only m----------- to have a car >have 22yo assistant manager ask for a ride home >shes kind of plain and chubby but had huge t---. Not the type of girl I liked at the time >you would also be made fun of for porking a chubster >pull up to her apartment and she just pops out her t--- >ask if I want to come inside >horny teen mind explodes but tell her I have a gf >tells me no one will find out and thats all it took >as soon as we walk in she just pulls down my pants and sits me down on her couch >sucks my d--- then pushes me on the floor >shoves my d--- in her. It feels so wet and warm. My skinny scene gf was tight to the point of being kind of painful and the sex could only last a few minutes before I had to stop. >this girl was riding me like a horse >she was grabbing my head and making me suck her t--- >tell her Im gonna c-- and she holds my hands above my head and grinds harder >bust with the force of 1000suns View Thread

Anon on Tomboys | /r/Greentext

X >>462630481 # YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND, IT'S SO MUCH MORE THAN JUST SHORT HAIR AND BOYS CLOTHES. IT'S A GIRL WHO'S NO RESTRAINED BY THE TRAPPINGS OF HER SEX, WHO CHOSE INDEPENDENCE INSTEAD OF SOCIAL STATUS, WHO PURSUES HOBBIES AND INTERESTS DECIDED OF HER OWN ACCORD RATHER THAN WHAT HER PEERS WERE DOING. A GIRL WHO RESERVES HER FEMININE SIDE FOR THOSE SHE LOVES INSTEAD OF USING IT TO PULL IN POTENTIAL MEN, A GIRL WITH A STRONG HAND TO HOLD MY TESTICLES WITH 16 KB JPG >>462631042 # >>462631080 # >>462631354 # >>462631719 # >>462631896 # >>462632095 # >>462633263 # >>462633369 # >>462633923 # >>462633936 # >>462635787 # >>462635981 # >>462636673 # >>462636838 # >>462636925 # >>462636960 # >>462637213 # >>462637238 # >>462637365 # >>462637564 # >>462638196 # >>462639073 # >>462639838 # >>462640543 # >>462640581 # >>462640823 # >>462641172 # >>462641209 # >>462641360 # >>462641418 # >>462642216 # >>462642689 # >>462642739 # >>462642995 # >>462643345 # >>462643556 # >>462644027 # >>462644170 # >>462645481 # >>462646023 # >>462646327 # >>462646831 # >>462647150 # >>462647972 # >>462648787 # >>462651325 # >>462654564 # >>462654640 # >>462654984 # >>462655728 # >>462655823 # >>462656024 # >>462657895 # >>462658261 # >>462661192 # >>462662652 # >>462663312 # >>462665605 # >>462665847 # >>462665927 # >>462666531 # >>462666652 # >>462667564 # >>462667724 # >>462668035 # >>462668575 # >>462669294 #

Anon dates a petite woman | /r/Greentext

>be me >5'11" >start dating 4'10" girl >after six months I feel it's not going to work in the long >shouldibreakupwithher.jpg >turns out the feeling was mutual since she tried to scare me away by pretending to be turned into a doll like Maya in the f------ Simpsons

Anon desires fibre | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/08/21 (Thu)10:06:52 No.16398753 File: 1597772991157.jpg (27 KB, 600x600) >>16397611 (OP) # >be on road trip >in texas >decide to stop at a steakhouse in east texas b------ nowhere >they have a salad bar >pasta salad >marshmallow >potato salad >macaroni salad >fruit salad with whipped cream >there's no vegetables at the salad bar salad

Anon rapes his wife repeatedly | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon)15:56:13 No.44359750 >>44359784 >>44359822 >>44359949 >>44380165 >>44360233 >>44380339 >>44360553 >>44380600 >>44360651 >>44380710 >>44380761 >>44381323 >>44361893 >>44381941 >>44361983 >>44382017 >>44382306 >>44382472 >>44362484 >>44382700 >>44362743 >>44383349 >>44363445 >>44383473 >>44383556 >>44383722 >>44363743 >>44384222 >>44364282 >>44384419 >>44385141 >>44385238 >>44365483 >>44385901 >>44365923 >>44386833 >r---- my wife again Why do I keep doing this? >> Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon)15:56:50 No.44359766 ► >>44359945 Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon)16:03:27 No.44359945 >>44380154 >>44360209 >>44381423 >>44362306 >>44382484 >>44359766 When she doesn't want to have sex and I do, I just r--- her. Sometimes she's sleeping, sometimes working in the house, or is on the phone. I'll just pull up her skirt or pull down her pants and f--- her right there. >>44359829 Sometimes she cries so I feel bad afterwards but in the moment it's kind of hot. She also admitted she's kind of scared of me although I never beat her or anything. Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon)16:45:31 No.44360994 >>44381057 >>44361070 >>44381135 >>44381213 >>44361240 >>44361977 >>44382306 >>44362484 >>44384973 >>44366724 Describe in detail pls >>44360761 It depends, sometimes she just continues what she's doing with tears in her eyes. Sometimes she runs off to the bathroom crying. Often enough I'll just hold her until she calms down. If it's a weekend I'll ask if she wants to go do something outside and that usually cheers her up. >>44361070 >>44361135 Do I feel bad? Probably since I made this thread. But just thinking about having my way with her gets me going. When I get a better job I'm going to ruin her body with children. God I love her. Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon)16:54:32 No.44361224 >>44381307 >>44361338 >>44381400 >>44361852 >>44382306 >>44362484 >>44382734 >>44364973 >>44365444 Is it really that bad? If you're a woman please tell me, because to me it's just sex. I mean I'm devoting my entire life to her, I treat her right, I have good relations with her parents and mine, I don't drink a lot, etc. Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon)17:05:57 No.44361506 >>44381539 >>44381558 >>44381580 >>44361810 >>44382011 >>44362306 >>44362484 >>44364398 >>44361323 She does all of those things but she's too weak to do anything about it (not that I'm Chad, just women are weak). My favorite is when she kind of elongates a whimper. She doesn't scream though, except for one time I bit her neck too hard. >>44361400 I don't r--- her more than 4 times a week Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon)17:08:21 No.44361560 File:thumbsup.jpg (26 KB, 470x317) >>44361506 >I don't r--- her more than 4 times a week Haly □ Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon)17:31:17 No.44362119 >>44382153 >>44362206 >>44382306 >>44362320 >>44362484 >>44362851 >>44385214 >>44365389 >>44361610 I have a lot of mixed feelings. On one hand I love her and want her to be happy, on the other she's just so r----able. She has confronted me about it many times but that honestly gets me so horny sometimes I f--- her right there. I know it sounds f----- up but when she looks me deep in the eyes and kind of pleads me my reptilian brain takes over. Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon)17:32:36 No.44362153 >>44382206 >>44382331 >>44382342 File: Bqog3P4X.jpg (144 KB, 1252x1252) >>44362119 >wife confronts you on the account of you r----- her >rapes her

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