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: Anonymous 116 KB JPG 08/08/22 (Mon)21:20:59 No.69734910 >be fat >want to lose weight >find out that you'll have lose skin and look just as s--- >lose motivation to lose weight

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon is 16 | /r/Greentext

Girl's sexual fantasies Boy's sexual fantasies 1.04 MB PNG >be me >16 working at a movie theater >was a scene kid who was pretty popular and got cute scene girls >only m----------- to have a car >have 22yo assistant manager ask for a ride home >shes kind of plain and chubby but had huge t---. Not the type of girl I liked at the time >you would also be made fun of for porking a chubster >pull up to her apartment and she just pops out her t--- >ask if I want to come inside >horny teen mind explodes but tell her I have a gf >tells me no one will find out and thats all it took >as soon as we walk in she just pulls down my pants and sits me down on her couch >sucks my d--- then pushes me on the floor >shoves my d--- in her. It feels so wet and warm. My skinny scene gf was tight to the point of being kind of painful and the sex could only last a few minutes before I had to stop. >this girl was riding me like a horse >she was grabbing my head and making me suck her t--- >tell her Im gonna c-- and she holds my hands above my head and grinds harder >bust with the force of 1000suns View Thread

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Anon on Tomboys | /r/Greentext

X >>462630481 # YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND, IT'S SO MUCH MORE THAN JUST SHORT HAIR AND BOYS CLOTHES. IT'S A GIRL WHO'S NO RESTRAINED BY THE TRAPPINGS OF HER SEX, WHO CHOSE INDEPENDENCE INSTEAD OF SOCIAL STATUS, WHO PURSUES HOBBIES AND INTERESTS DECIDED OF HER OWN ACCORD RATHER THAN WHAT HER PEERS WERE DOING. A GIRL WHO RESERVES HER FEMININE SIDE FOR THOSE SHE LOVES INSTEAD OF USING IT TO PULL IN POTENTIAL MEN, A GIRL WITH A STRONG HAND TO HOLD MY TESTICLES WITH 16 KB JPG >>462631042 # >>462631080 # >>462631354 # >>462631719 # >>462631896 # >>462632095 # >>462633263 # >>462633369 # >>462633923 # >>462633936 # >>462635787 # >>462635981 # >>462636673 # >>462636838 # >>462636925 # >>462636960 # >>462637213 # >>462637238 # >>462637365 # >>462637564 # >>462638196 # >>462639073 # >>462639838 # >>462640543 # >>462640581 # >>462640823 # >>462641172 # >>462641209 # >>462641360 # >>462641418 # >>462642216 # >>462642689 # >>462642739 # >>462642995 # >>462643345 # >>462643556 # >>462644027 # >>462644170 # >>462645481 # >>462646023 # >>462646327 # >>462646831 # >>462647150 # >>462647972 # >>462648787 # >>462651325 # >>462654564 # >>462654640 # >>462654984 # >>462655728 # >>462655823 # >>462656024 # >>462657895 # >>462658261 # >>462661192 # >>462662652 # >>462663312 # >>462665605 # >>462665847 # >>462665927 # >>462666531 # >>462666652 # >>462667564 # >>462667724 # >>462668035 # >>462668575 # >>462669294 #

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Anon dates a petite woman | /r/Greentext

>be me >5'11" >start dating 4'10" girl >after six months I feel it's not going to work in the long >shouldibreakupwithher.jpg >turns out the feeling was mutual since she tried to scare me away by pretending to be turned into a doll like Maya in the f------ Simpsons

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Anon desires fibre | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/08/21 (Thu)10:06:52 No.16398753 File: 1597772991157.jpg (27 KB, 600x600) >>16397611 (OP) # >be on road trip >in texas >decide to stop at a steakhouse in east texas b------ nowhere >they have a salad bar >pasta salad >marshmallow >potato salad >macaroni salad >fruit salad with whipped cream >there's no vegetables at the salad bar salad

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Anon rapes his wife repeatedly | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon)15:56:13 No.44359750 >>44359784 >>44359822 >>44359949 >>44380165 >>44360233 >>44380339 >>44360553 >>44380600 >>44360651 >>44380710 >>44380761 >>44381323 >>44361893 >>44381941 >>44361983 >>44382017 >>44382306 >>44382472 >>44362484 >>44382700 >>44362743 >>44383349 >>44363445 >>44383473 >>44383556 >>44383722 >>44363743 >>44384222 >>44364282 >>44384419 >>44385141 >>44385238 >>44365483 >>44385901 >>44365923 >>44386833 >r---- my wife again Why do I keep doing this? >> Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon)15:56:50 No.44359766 ► >>44359945 Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon)16:03:27 No.44359945 >>44380154 >>44360209 >>44381423 >>44362306 >>44382484 >>44359766 When she doesn't want to have sex and I do, I just r--- her. Sometimes she's sleeping, sometimes working in the house, or is on the phone. I'll just pull up her skirt or pull down her pants and f--- her right there. >>44359829 Sometimes she cries so I feel bad afterwards but in the moment it's kind of hot. She also admitted she's kind of scared of me although I never beat her or anything. Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon)16:45:31 No.44360994 >>44381057 >>44361070 >>44381135 >>44381213 >>44361240 >>44361977 >>44382306 >>44362484 >>44384973 >>44366724 Describe in detail pls >>44360761 It depends, sometimes she just continues what she's doing with tears in her eyes. Sometimes she runs off to the bathroom crying. Often enough I'll just hold her until she calms down. If it's a weekend I'll ask if she wants to go do something outside and that usually cheers her up. >>44361070 >>44361135 Do I feel bad? Probably since I made this thread. But just thinking about having my way with her gets me going. When I get a better job I'm going to ruin her body with children. God I love her. Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon)16:54:32 No.44361224 >>44381307 >>44361338 >>44381400 >>44361852 >>44382306 >>44362484 >>44382734 >>44364973 >>44365444 Is it really that bad? If you're a woman please tell me, because to me it's just sex. I mean I'm devoting my entire life to her, I treat her right, I have good relations with her parents and mine, I don't drink a lot, etc. Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon)17:05:57 No.44361506 >>44381539 >>44381558 >>44381580 >>44361810 >>44382011 >>44362306 >>44362484 >>44364398 >>44361323 She does all of those things but she's too weak to do anything about it (not that I'm Chad, just women are weak). My favorite is when she kind of elongates a whimper. She doesn't scream though, except for one time I bit her neck too hard. >>44361400 I don't r--- her more than 4 times a week Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon)17:08:21 No.44361560 File:thumbsup.jpg (26 KB, 470x317) >>44361506 >I don't r--- her more than 4 times a week Haly □ Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon)17:31:17 No.44362119 >>44382153 >>44362206 >>44382306 >>44362320 >>44362484 >>44362851 >>44385214 >>44365389 >>44361610 I have a lot of mixed feelings. On one hand I love her and want her to be happy, on the other she's just so r----able. She has confronted me about it many times but that honestly gets me so horny sometimes I f--- her right there. I know it sounds f----- up but when she looks me deep in the eyes and kind of pleads me my reptilian brain takes over. Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon)17:32:36 No.44362153 >>44382206 >>44382331 >>44382342 File: Bqog3P4X.jpg (144 KB, 1252x1252) >>44362119 >wife confronts you on the account of you r----- her >rapes her

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Anon gets saved by a hero | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: b0i8mKM9) 04/25/14(Fri) 14:11:39 No.543818057 > Be year 2040, women rule the world > Rihanna is their leader > Be stuck in concentration camp for men 83 KB PNG > Rihanna killing all the dudes because they found a way to reproduce without us > Group of us overpower gaurdesses > Be running > Get surrounded > standoff.PNG > all of a sudden a masked hero appears, with his schlong flapping in the wind > beats up all the women > sets all the dudes free > much wow, many thanks > takes mask off > mfw it was Chris Brown

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Anon is wise in the ways of women geopolitics | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 63voawTh nk you fe 2.41 MB PNG 08/06/22(Sat)23:06:13 No.389971467 What caused the collapse of modest dressing? : Anonymous (ID: pNIZ2apQ : Anonymous (ID: (xKMSggZY) >>389971969 # 08/06/22(Sat)23:08:07 No.389971645 08/06/22(Sat)23:09:07 No.389971743 : Anonymous (ID: k2gd8Bed >>389971467 (OP) # Its women version of arms race but there is no global treaty in sight 08/06/22(Sat)23:10:03 No.389971827 >>389972383 # >>389973164 # >>389973209 # >>389974018 # >>389974255 # >>389974816 # >>389974879 # >>389975185 # >>389975784 # >>389977060 # >>389977545 # >>389977606 # >>389978285 # >>389978415 #

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Anons dad about to make mom Spaghetti | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous FRAGIL 50 KB JPG 11/14/21(Sun)05:11:56 No.66153586 >parents are fighting >me: somehow misinterpret this as a rap battle, and bust through the door beat boxing

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Anon doesn't know how to read the room | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 47 KB JPG Anonymous 08/08/22(Mon)12:17:21 >looks better than 99.9% of /b/ No.883522626 Why is this so hard for you to accept? 08/08/22(Mon)12:18:29 No.883522679 that isn't a high bar anon

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Anon enjoys btd6. | /r/Greentext

Monkey Anonymous 08/08/22(Mon)11:50:20 No.883506963 [Reply] ► >be me >Accidently wake up at 5am >Can't sleep >Take phone >BTD6 >Boss event! >Defeat normal bloonarius >Fall asleep after >Wake up 11am Thank you, btd6

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Anon fucks up | /r/Greentext

/v/ - Video Games Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:06:01 No.459443806 >>459444131 >>459444212 >>459444351 >>459444487 >>459444502 >>459444553 >>459444685 >>459444879 >>459444890 >>459444905 >>459445053 >>459445313 >>459445493 >>459445682 >>459446376 >>459446550 >>459447064 >>459447101 >>459447328 >>459447352 >>459447668 >>459441153 >used to walk home from the bus stop every day with a cute tomboy in highschool and we got relatively close >she signed my yearbook at the end of senior year, but I never bothered to look at it >never saw her again after high school >looked back over my yearbook for s---- and giggles after about 10 years, turns out she left her phone number and a message saying that she wanted to hang out with me in the summer and to keep in contact I f----- up Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:09:31 No.459444212 File: 1371254366387.png (30 KB, 341x317) af at V MO - I oblidaye W ocz Sa fort A Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:19:58 No.459445313 ► File: Angry Seiba.png (608 KB, 1162x808) You are not f-----. LIVE 20 Here tist ANGRY >>459443806 WELSH HOW DO YOU F--- UP THIS BADLY YOU TROGLODYTE, YOU HAD THE CHANCE I WILL NEVER F------ GET AND YOU NOISESS F------ NUKED IT WERDE Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:31:53 No.459446550 >>459446673 >>459446692 >>459446737 >>459446761 >>459446776 >>459446813 >>459446862 >>459446971 >>459447026 >>459447062 >>459447064 >>459447165 >>459447260 >>459447328 >>459447352 >>459447453 >>459447507 >>459447545 >>459447553 >>459447571 >>459447668 >>459447674 >>459447806 >>459447945 >>459447965 >>459448105 >>459448114 >>459448194 >>459448212 >>459448463 >>459448501 >>459448573 >>459448591 >>459448691 >>459448714 File: Untitled.jpg (2.03 MB, 4032x3024) >>459443806 >>459446550 WHY DID YOU POST THIS IT HURT LESS TO READ WHEN I THOUGHT IT WAS FAI DELETE THIS NOW >>459445493 I misremembered a couple of the details since its been a while, but here BREAKING NEWS >>459443806 F--- did not f--- up. 15:38 АААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААА You could not have f----- up. This s--- is beyond regular f------ up. I'm so glad we parked next to each other! Every morning on my way to school I look forward, to walking in with you! I'm also we had économics happy We will have to, hang out sometime this summer text mes M really You f----- up so hard that you went all the way around and are nov on the opposite side. Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:41:08 No.459447571 ► 2 File: 1256614531835.png (78 KB, 374x252) Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:21:45 No.459445493 ► >>459446550 >>459443806 >>459444502 no you didnt AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA the Was she cute? het Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:36:37 No.459447064 >>4594472 File: 04e810b9-1871-4c9a-bf39-5(...).jpg (69 KB, 662x610) into the Tube you g >>459443806 >>459446550 It's been some time since I was this mad. by what Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)20:11:02 No.459450737 ► File: 1554038483573.png (150 KB, 499x499) >>459443806 >>459446550 АААААААААААААА >>459446550 I don't even have words. The madman wasn't bullshiting and just made me want to go hard drinking. Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)20:24:44 No.459452219 ► File: Hellboy-beer.jpg (27 KB, 340x306) AnonymoAS 07/2 INTO >>459446550 this is a f----- on an unprecedented scale no words can describe how unfathomably, File: 1460056942333.png (345 KB, 498x568) >>459446550 I have the urge to kill myself just reading this Had it not been for the laws of this land, I would have slaughtered you. incomprehensibly F----- this is jesus h christ this belongs in a f------ textbook Avitne 731% MAD md Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:36:37 No.459447062 ► 13-30 KABA CHURCH 1&2 Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:08:47 No.459444131 ▸ File: 1552354040136.jpg (30 KB, 561x421) >>459446550 This is an elaborate joke right? right? 味味A >>459446550 She's probably happily married now, maybe even has kids. Girls like that go fast, the only ones usually left on the market are emcels with no personality. It's for the best though. Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:54:44 No.459449054 ► File: Avitus.png (97 KB, 400x355) Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)19:17:16 No.45944505 Man, this thread is just making me sad. >>459446550 I CANNOT TOLERATE IT ANY LONGER Damn. How can you live with such mistake? I'd have searched for her immediately after seeing that message. Maybe there's still time. >>459443806 Damn son, you blew it. >>459443806 Jesus christ anon, that hurts my soul >>459446550 I AM GOING TO KILL YOU F------ N----- I AM IN ABSOLUTE RAW F------ AWE AT HOW ONE MAN CAN BE SO ABSOLUTELY F------ RETARDED AND OBLIVIOUS I HARDLY HAVE A REACTION IMAGE THAT CAN F------ DESCRIBE HOW MAD I AM, JESUS F------ CHRIST GENUINELY KILL YOURSELF. YOU LITERALLY HAD EVERYTHING SET OUT TO YOU ON A GOLDEN PLATTER AND YOU F------ BLEW IT ALL. F--- YOU. 100% Nuclear DOWN TONIGHT WHY? Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)20:12:43 No.459450913 >>459443806 It's been an hour and I'm still f------ enraged. God f------ damn it. Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)20:27:35 No.459452520 ► I though I could walk this off and beat my d--- to forget about this but NO I'm too f------ second hand angry. Jesus christ I haven't been this upset about something so petty in MONTHS. Maybe more than a few years.

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