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OP watched Pirates of the Carribean with his mom | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 785 KB PNG 12/02/24(Mon) 16:15:47 No.928136743 The Caribbean film What's your most cringeworthy memory? >Be on a plane at 14 >Flying across the Atlantic to Florida for a vacation with my mum and brother. >They were asleep >14 year old me needs to coom >I put on the third Pirates Of >Paused it on Keira's face, and jerked off under a blanket >My mum was asleep next to me >17 years later I still suspect she wasn't fully asleep the whole time and knew what I was doing >She was just too embarrassed to say anything

Anon remembers the old internet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Ancient Memes 6 KB JPG 09/25/22(Sun)11:27:26 No. 70345408 >Get Rickroll'd for the first time in over a decade >Realise Rickrolling is 15 years old >Imold.jpg >Search for my old meme YT playlist >No new vids since 2011 >Rewatch ancient-ass memes >No bass boosts or deep frying >Remember how funny and creative internet memes used to be >"Influencers" virtually didn't exist - Few people trying to sell you something, everyone was there just to have fun >Sad wild web is long dead >We used to be an internet, a real internet

Anon breaks the system | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous UOHHH! I OUGHT TO BE ARRESTED FOR WHAT I'M THINKING! 11/23/24(Sat) 06:23:07 No.206158684 >Buy a ticket to see a movie >Go to bathroom after it's done >When I come out, go into a different movie without buying another ticket The system bows before me, chuds. Listen and learn. 336 KB PNG : Anonymous >>206158684 (OP) # Based poor man 11/23/24(Sat) 07:32:03 No.206160124

How to use social media | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/12/2024, 10:48:26 No.85069591 is it too reach to ask for both? 395 KB JPEG >Bluesky has peace but no saves posts function > Twitter has saved post function but no peace >Me: Uses Twitter for hentai and Bluesky as a main I have found equilibrium

The black man of steal | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Holy Based 38 KB PNG >black >tall 12/02/24(Mon)08:02:45 No.696138023 >gets mad and attacks you when you look at it >runs really fast >steals your blocks >added in the same update as watermelons and iron bars >speaks distorted english >cant swim What did Notch mean by this?

anon likes chubby women | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/02/24(Mon)20:45:05 No.79634297 >>79634344 >>79634398 >be me >into thick chubby women >softer >warmer >jiggly >more to love. more to hold >never single because always in abundance compared to slender skinny woman built like twelve year old Swedish boys with visible rib cages >trust me anon you will never go back >why haven't you started dating thick chubby women yet? Anonymous 12/02/24(Mon)20:48:36 No.79634318 >>79634415 Because I date obese women Anonymous 12/02/24(Mon)20:52:43 No.79634344 ► >>79634297 (OP) Love for anorexic bitches is the result of a jewish psyop. True alpha males love them fatties Anonymous 12/02/24(Mon)21:02:15 No.79634398 ►>>79634415 >>79634297 (OP) A fat woman will make sure your children never go hungry.

Anon celebrates Christmas | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 13 KB JPEG 12/2/2024, 2:27:57 PM > be me No.41318968 > 7 years old, broke family, no tree this Christmas > sad.jpg > neighbor sees me looking at their big, shiny tree through the window > next day, they leave a small potted tree on our porch with a note: > "Everyone deserves some Christmas magic" > decorate it with paper stars and popcorn strings > best Christmas ever

Anon sleeps through catastrophe | /r/Greentext

File: images_22.jpg (9 KB, 224x186) narrator: but it was all problemo >drift in and out of consciousness My aunt almost died and it might be my fault Anonymous 12/01/24(Sun)20:00:30 No. 79630979 >Be me >Live with my aunt and uncle while I save up for an apartment >We all work at the same company so I carpool with my aunt to work >Aunt is diabetic, has blood sugar problems regularly, but still works full shifts regardless >Holidays have brought 40+hour workweeks for the past month >i Work nonstop >Get sick >Home bedridden for the past 2 days >horking up mucus, coughing, the works >I'm a foodservice worker so I can't go into work anyway even if I ignore the symptoms >Fall into dead sleep watching YouTube last night >think I hear my phone ringing, but I black out and ignore it >Woken up by my phone ringing again at 9:30 this morning >It's my grandmother >She asks me if I'm ok >I ask why she asks >My aunt was getting ready to go to work this morning while I was asleep >She had a heart attack mere feet below my room >She called a hospital and took an ambulance and I was asleep the whole time >She's stable but has to stay at hospital for next few days >pic related

Aunt Frieda | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)20:41:49 No.78204845 >step on a piss jug pepesweat.png 239 KB PNG >it explodes across my floor >glass shards cut up my foot >floor now covered in piss and blood What do? Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)20:51:32 No. 78204914 i remember my piss jug days. ah those were good time >>78204997 #

Staying Close | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me 28m 11/30/24(Sat) 06:31:57 No.92804991 >have gay femboy cousin >developed a sexual relationship in our early teens >been casually hooking up since >>928049951 # >>928050261 # >>928072151 #

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