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The black man of steal | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Holy Based 38 KB PNG >black >tall 12/02/24(Mon)08:02:45 No.696138023 >gets mad and attacks you when you look at it >runs really fast >steals your blocks >added in the same update as watermelons and iron bars >speaks distorted english >cant swim What did Notch mean by this?

anon likes chubby women | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/02/24(Mon)20:45:05 No.79634297 >>79634344 >>79634398 >be me >into thick chubby women >softer >warmer >jiggly >more to love. more to hold >never single because always in abundance compared to slender skinny woman built like twelve year old Swedish boys with visible rib cages >trust me anon you will never go back >why haven't you started dating thick chubby women yet? Anonymous 12/02/24(Mon)20:48:36 No.79634318 >>79634415 Because I date obese women Anonymous 12/02/24(Mon)20:52:43 No.79634344 ► >>79634297 (OP) Love for anorexic bitches is the result of a jewish psyop. True alpha males love them fatties Anonymous 12/02/24(Mon)21:02:15 No.79634398 ►>>79634415 >>79634297 (OP) A fat woman will make sure your children never go hungry.

Anon celebrates Christmas | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 13 KB JPEG 12/2/2024, 2:27:57 PM > be me No.41318968 > 7 years old, broke family, no tree this Christmas > sad.jpg > neighbor sees me looking at their big, shiny tree through the window > next day, they leave a small potted tree on our porch with a note: > "Everyone deserves some Christmas magic" > decorate it with paper stars and popcorn strings > best Christmas ever

Anon sleeps through catastrophe | /r/Greentext

File: images_22.jpg (9 KB, 224x186) narrator: but it was all problemo >drift in and out of consciousness My aunt almost died and it might be my fault Anonymous 12/01/24(Sun)20:00:30 No. 79630979 >Be me >Live with my aunt and uncle while I save up for an apartment >We all work at the same company so I carpool with my aunt to work >Aunt is diabetic, has blood sugar problems regularly, but still works full shifts regardless >Holidays have brought 40+hour workweeks for the past month >i Work nonstop >Get sick >Home bedridden for the past 2 days >horking up mucus, coughing, the works >I'm a foodservice worker so I can't go into work anyway even if I ignore the symptoms >Fall into dead sleep watching YouTube last night >think I hear my phone ringing, but I black out and ignore it >Woken up by my phone ringing again at 9:30 this morning >It's my grandmother >She asks me if I'm ok >I ask why she asks >My aunt was getting ready to go to work this morning while I was asleep >She had a heart attack mere feet below my room >She called a hospital and took an ambulance and I was asleep the whole time >She's stable but has to stay at hospital for next few days >pic related

Aunt Frieda | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)20:41:49 No.78204845 >step on a piss jug pepesweat.png 239 KB PNG >it explodes across my floor >glass shards cut up my foot >floor now covered in piss and blood What do? Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)20:51:32 No. 78204914 i remember my piss jug days. ah those were good time >>78204997 #

Staying Close | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me 28m 11/30/24(Sat) 06:31:57 No.92804991 >have gay femboy cousin >developed a sexual relationship in our early teens >been casually hooking up since >>928049951 # >>928050261 # >>928072151 #

Anon has PNC | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 66 KB JPG 12/01/24(Sun)12:47:57 No.928100045 >bjorking it to some girl deepthroating >See something > Isthatapenis.gif >She's hot so I don't care >She starts filming herself with her camera >Pride phone case >Wokeness infects everything >Go outside, see rainbow and throw up

And that's how I met your mother... oh nevermind | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>79560168 # >be doordash driver 11/25/24(Mon) 12:10:20 No.79560217 >depressed on the 4th of July >deliever a single small pizza to a woman in an apartment complex >navigation is s----- so she has to tell me how to get to her, she comes out and meets me, a little flirty, I leave as usual >think about her often >flashforward to tonight >I have a single order of wingstop to drop off to the same woman >same issue >I call the number, she tells me how to get to her apartment, I don't bother telling her about last time >this time she doesn't even come out, I just leave I'm so f------ retarded time to get blindingly high

One of my favourite 2.0 features. | /r/Greentext

BR 093743 326604 0 0.46554 1 DR CO 236 EDGERUNNER SKELETON The Edgerunner perk in the Technical Ability perk tree allows you to exceed your Cyberware Capacity. EDGERUNNER Cyberware Capacity exceeded by: 50 Max health reduced by: -68 Fury chance: 5% F VIEW IN PERK TREE ER ENT

Anon gets dumped | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 54 KB JPG >be me 12/01/24(Sun)09:55:21 No.79625593 >5 hours ago >start taking a s--- >business as usual >long pendulous s--- >good amount of girth too >all of a sudden the turd stops coming out >keep pushing but it doesnt go any further >dont know what to do >stand up >s--- still in ass >slam the turd against the counter to maybe knock it out >it just rapidly wobbles back and forth like i just flicked a door stopper >end up just grabbing the f------ thing with my bare hand >try pulling it out manually >wont come out >decide to think smarter not harder >grab gfs hair dryer >prop leg up on the counter >blast the s--- with the heat to soften it up >it just f------ flails around like a raw bacon strip in a wind tunnel >use other hand to hold it steady while i heat it up >at some point my gf gets home from work >didnt hear the front door open due to the sound of the hair dryer >she sees me in the bathroom (i s--- with the door wide open) half naked with a leg up on the counter, one hand holding an ass turd thats still partially in my ass and the other blasting it with her hair dryer >see her behind me and make eye contact with her through the mirror >turn off the hair dryer >she doesnt say anything >i dont say anything >we just stare at each other through the mirror for like 9 seconds, but it felt like 10 seconds >for some inexplicable reason the turd starts slowly reentering my anus >absolute silence fills the room, with the exception of the slime sounds from the s--- log making its way back home >realize i have to break this painfully awkward silence >try to lighten up the mood with a joke >rack my autistic brain to come up with something good to say >"they call me the plunger" >she slams the door in my face before i can say the punchline >quickly follow her out the bathroom >tell her "wait i can explain" >the s--- suddenly slips out of my ass like butter and plops directly on the living room carpet >suddenly dont know how to explain >she just walks out the front door and drives away >havent heard from her since

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