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Teacher doesn't like anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/09/21(Fri)06:24:41 No.851663505 > be in middle school English period > was told to write a word starting with the letter "g" and many syllables as possible > cannot repeat words 430 KB PNG > my turn >mind started to race as I feel judgmental stares > wrote "Gobbledygook" > classmates laughed > teacher said, "Don't make up words, anon" > everyone mocked my vocabulary for the rest of the day > went home and found dictionary > next day showed it to the teacher that it exists > rather than explaining it to the class, teacher replied, "Stop being a sore loser." >mfw Also, I scored a 98% in the final English exam yet my English grade on my report card was a C.

Thank you /pol/ | /r/Greentext

Anon watches anime with his sister

: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)08:00:03 No.222752455 You're not my brother! Cuterino.png 149 KB PNG >things made in the early 2010s are now considered "old" i tried watching oreimo with my little sister and she said she hated the way it looks cause it looks old | Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)08:02:20 No.222752504 >>222752455 (OP) # >i tried watching oreimo with my little sister Anon, do you have something you wanna tell us?

Anon uses tinder | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/15/20(Tue)22:46:08 No.842434393 >download tinder >every girl looks about the same >they all have stupid bios >every match I get acts like they're too good for me > finally have enough of the b------- >start trolling for the fun of it seeing 267 KB PNG as I got nowhere before >act like a complete a------ >put pics up of me in my buddies C63 AMG >pictures of me leaning on the car etc >put job down as lawyer >lie saying I live in a rich neighborhood >post pics of a random pool with a view >start matching like crazy >girls message me first everytime >a lot asking about the car >be a d--- and tell them their t--- aren't big enough to ride in it they aren't pretty enough to be seen in it etc. >a lot of them respond with lols and laughing emojis remaining friendly >tell me how funny I am >some offer to suck my d---/ f--- me in the car or by "my pool" >realize how awesome life could be if I had money >get depressed >realize what a loser I am >this back fired tremendously

Anon had a thot mom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I had the best dad 12/15/18(Sat)19:08:31 No.49862882 > Be me > Years ago. Still in womb. > Hear dad whispering nice poems. > Gonnabeagoodlife.mp3 > Hear dad leave for work. > Hear mom invite over 'Tyrone' > Black hose starts knocking 285 KB JPG against my head. > Hear dad come back and cry. > Hear mom beg for forgiveness. > Says he's staying for me. > mfw I realize this wonderful man is going to get stuck with this thot because of me. > Cant let that happen. > Decide to poison her toth bloodstream > Gonnatakeyoudownwithme.divx > Hear dad in hospital say goodbye to me and mom. > Hear moms heart beat stop before mine does. Goodbye dad. You deserve a better life. 4 Replies View Thread

Anon is Palestinian | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/25/21(Tue)12:14:42 No.855263869 >be me NR >palestinian >see some army bois up on hill 30 KB JPG >dying of thirst bc it's the f------ desert >hopefully they'll help me >die >not from thirst.

Anon likes ribs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/25/21(Tue)14:51:13 No.855269275 >be me >eating ribs at 8 in the morning >be you >not eating ribs at 8 in the morning Why live? 69 KB JPG View Thread

Anon runs. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/25/21(Tue)17:30:26 No.855269660 >be me >Autistic, kissless virgin 18y/o >Decide to lose virginity >Find a h----- >F---- her >Tried a---, felt weird. >Me and h----- finished f------ 21 KB JPG >She went to the toilet to clean up >Laying down on bed while rubbing c--- >Toilet door opened >Saw h-----'s body on floor with blood >Heard small giggle >Deep, hoarse voice >S--- >The r--- dwarf have arrived. >Run.

Femanon regrets her decision | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/25/21(Tue)13:21:07 No.855266163 >be me, femanon, 19 >thriving off male attention, especially from simps >meet a chubby edgelord, not my type at all >cute though, so funny >"why would a girl like you be into 204 KB JPG someone like me?" >talking for months, I really like him >cut off the simps >commit to him >long term relationship for 4 years >"i'm going to marry you someday, anon" >he cheats >forgive him, get back together >i love him >he cheats again, with a t----- >"i'm pansexual" >they/them pronouns in bio >"would you still love me if I wanted to be a girl" >break up for good this time >suicidal, still love him >he cries in my dms daily >"i'll change for you anon, it'll be different this time" Should've just f----- some chads for the past 4+ years. I would feel as empty as I do now but I would have had better orgasms. You give an ugly guy a chance and this is what they do.

Polish be like | /r/Greentext

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