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Close call | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)06:26:09 No.63407494 >9/10 coworker says she needs to take a piss but the toilets are under maintenance >forget l'm not on the internet and almost say "why don't you piss in my mouth" It almost came out of my mouth. 303 KB JPG Luckily I could hold myself back.

at least 10 characters | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: +HSrPhs8) 02/27/13(Wed)17:34:30 No.- IP >Be 17 >Miss BATILESH 87 KB JPG

Anon is born in eastern Europe | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)15:15:40 No.857036897 >be me >born in easter europe Pic related 461 KB PNG View Thread

Anon is on tinder | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)11:49:28 No.857044399 >be me >on tinder >match up with cutie >start chatting >both of us looking to hook up >she asks if i'm vaccinated >tell her yes >she rejects me and say she doesn't want 12 KB JPG to catch some RNA side effect from me being vaccinated wut 2 Replies View Thread

Anon is.. well, anon is. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)19:35:14 No.64190416 >27 years old >No friends >Zero sexual or romantic experience >Zero history of employment >No driver's licence 542 KB PNG >No bank account >High school dropout >Morbidly obese >Ugly >Manlet >Have not had a face to face conversation with anyone other than family members or medical professionals in over a decade >Play video games all day and still suck at them 18 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

Anon likes cheese wheels | /r/Greentext

>be me >sitting in my room >parents walk in >"anon we know you're doing drugs" >lolwut.jpg >"no im not" >"we've heard you opening your wardrobe all the time, we know that's where you keep them" >eyes wide >mom starts walking towards my wardrobe >"NO MOM PLEASE DON'T" >she starts to open the door >"PLEASE MOM PLEASE NO" >opens it >dozens of cheese wheels fall out >literally dozens, some big some small >tens of different types of cheese wheels >"NOO0O NOT MY FINELY AGED CHEESE WHEELS" >parents are dazed, both my amount of cheese wheels and lack of drugs >they knew i was autistic but not this bad >not even a word, they leave the room >wait till they're gone >dive into my cheese wheel pile >find my one special cheese wheel with a removable center leaving a hole in the middle >whew they didn't find my cheeselight >f--- my cheese wheel hard secret's safe lads, they never check the cheese wheels

Daily life of anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)04:04:14 No.63329932 >and heres our sons room, you can see hes different from the others 196 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)04:05:33 No.63329945 : Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)04:14:57 No.63330006 Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)05:27:57 No.63330507 : Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)05:52:39 No.63330666 >>63329932 (OP) # >Oh, good morning, dear sir or madam. Do you have a moment to talk about open source software? 40 KB JPG

Anon has sleep paralysis | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/02/17(Wed)13:48:25 No.19385128 Weirdest sleep paralysis story? Ill start >Wake up looking at ceiling >Can't move >Grudge looking ass baby comes in 7 KB JPG >Starts dancing on my chest >Utters these exact words I MAY BE DEAD, BUT AT LEAST I HAVE DENTAL INSURANCE!" >Start laughing >He laughs with me >Kisses me on my nose "See ya again, buttercup!! >Wake up with my pants covered with semen

Anon is in trouble | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/07/21(Mon)18:32:25 No.64044619 >she found the c-- cucumber 1.47 MB GIF

Anon is sad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/01/21(Tue)23:50:48 No.63958083 >be me >sad >listen to music >its good >thanks music 11 KB JPG

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