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>be me >sitting in my room >parents walk in >"anon we know you're doing drugs" >lolwut.jpg >"no im not" >"we've heard you opening your wardrobe all the time, we know that's where you keep them" >eyes wide >mom starts walking towards my wardrobe >"NO MOM PLEASE DON'T" >she starts to open the door >"PLEASE MOM PLEASE NO" >opens it >dozens of cheese wheels fall out >literally dozens, some big some small >tens of different types of cheese wheels >"NOO0O NOT MY FINELY AGED CHEESE WHEELS" >parents are dazed, both my amount of cheese wheels and lack of drugs >they knew i was autistic but not this bad >not even a word, they leave the room >wait till they're gone >dive into my cheese wheel pile >find my one special cheese wheel with a removable center leaving a hole in the middle >whew they didn't find my cheeselight >f--- my cheese wheel hard secret's safe lads, they never check the cheese wheels

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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