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Anon is having a bad day | /r/Greentext

Anonymous rYF1TM+D 4 hours ago 11B1B63E-09B8-41B8-BC1E-13966B33138D.jpg (76.3 KB, 300x406) 37359622 >just got fired >$290k in debt >caught wife of 5 years cheating on me three weeks ago with her coworker >car battery dead >behind on rent I've got $75 hard cash, what do I do before I kill myself? FaceApp 63 REPLIES

Anon has a final word for his grandchildren | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/16/19(Sun)00:11:48 No.52924539 >be me >on my deathbed >year is 2092 >surrounded by children and grandchildren >theyre hardly 46 KB JPG recognizable due to years of state enforced homosexuality and race mixing >gender is now something only taught in history books >too glued to their neurobroadcasting devices to even realize where they are >draw a shaky breath >"come closer my children" >eyes are closing for the last time >"I have something important to tell you before I die" >they pause their devices for a moment and come to my bedside >I can tell this is my final breath >one last shaky inhale >"n-----"

JapAnon pays fine attention to detail | /r/Greentext

File: enhanced-buzz-2065-136772(.)Lipa (134 KB, 600x450) I Anonymous E 06/20/14(Fri)15:50:35 No.26044462 >>26044551 >>26044620 >>26044631 >>26044656 >26044722 >26044737 >american parenting >> Anonymous D 06/20/14(Fri)16:00:48 No.26044852 26044885 >26044889 26044895 >26044912 >26044964 >>26045086 >26045138 >26045218 Why nobody points out that a pantie of the girl in the picture is shown a little bit? Anonymous 06/20/14(Fri)16:01:41 No.26044885 File: 1274081927400.png (114 KB, 214x270) I Anonymous O 06/20/14(Fri)16:02:20 No.26044912 ► File: laughinglaptopguy png (69 KB, 225x225) >> >>26044852 Trust a J-- to notice >>26044852 Oh Japan Anonymous 06/20/14(Fri)16:01:47 No.26044889 >> I Anonymous File: 1397777626120.gif (1.89 MB, 236x224) 06/20/14(Fri)16:10:42 No.26045218 >>26044852 you have problems man and you know its bad when an arab points it out 2>26044852 Goddamn Japan.. could you not, for just once.

Anon has a date | /r/Greentext

>be me, 26 >decent job, getting into shape, self improving >extremely lonely >decide to open myself up to dating 10 KB JPG >meet this girl who is going to university >take her on a relatively cheap date >drive her home, then go home >she seems like a decent person >next date, take her to a much nicer place >same thing happens >do this two more times >we're a little drunk >decide to come in with her >she stops me >things get a little weird >ask if we're even dating >she laughs in my face and says of course not >says she doesn't really know yet >just walk away >go about my normal life for like a month >get a call from her asking what happened >what the f--- >she's upset that I ghosted her >tell her we aren't dating and not to call me again >get calls and texts from her for like a month >it's becomes progressively insane >she starts making all sorts of wild accusations, crying on the phone, begging me to- >hang up again >few months later >heard she flunked out of school and moved back home Dating is f------ awful. F--- this s---, I'm happy being alone again. F--- women.

Anon goes on a date | /r/Greentext

5:37 WHOOPS! Can't show that in a Christian manga ! /el-Ecchi : Anonymous 06/11/21(Fri)05:12:02 No.856575735 what's wrong with me bros Dr. Dazzle >be me >meet girl from bumble >finally meet her >get in her car because I don't have one >not sure what to say so I sit there in awkward silence for 10 minutes Reed Sed 12FL 02 D60 m 16 KB JPG >try to think of something to break the silence >we stop at a red light and figure this is my time >randomly remember girls poop >find it crazy how girls also poop >l ask her how often she poops >she asks me "what?" >l say "oh yeah, like you never think about how people poop but isn't it crazy how we all poop >green light and she just says yeah I guess and starts driving again >get embarrassed and mumble "oh f------ s---" under my breath >she swerves to the nearest gas station and yells at me to get up >"did you just say you took a f------ s--- on my car?" >no I said.. s--- >show her her seat is clear and not full of s--- >we stare at each other for like 5 seconds >she just shakes her head and leaves me there and drives off >why am I like this guys 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 06/11/21(Fri)05:24:12 No.856576141 >>856575735 (OP) # i pray to god this is a larp because I would never wish this to happen upon any human II

anon does a little trolling | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)15:28 No.12646957 One time I perpetrated a reality glitch on my gf. >Be in college >Walk gf to bus stop that takes her to the building her classroom is in. (It's a big college.) >She gets on bus. >I start sprinting towards a bike I had placed hours earlier at a bike rack >Look behind me as I ride away, bus doesn't leave until about 30 seconds after I take off. >Make it to the building (1 mile from where I started) >Quickly lock bike up and go just inside the doorway of the building. >See bus approaching. >Walk outside >Just happen to run into gf >Say hey, what's up? >She is visibly shaken, and asks how I got here. >l explain that I had to use the building's computer lab after class and was just leaving. >She says she was just talking to me 3 minutes ago. >l just roll my eyes, chuckle and walk away. >Later learn she had a panic attack and threw up in the bathroom. >l haven't told her what really happened to this day.

Anon is a genius | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 05/21/17(Sun)14:36:47 No.733287790 >go on akinator >say yes when asked if your character is a p----star >answer in accordance to what you want your p----star to look like >akinator gives you a hand-picked p----star to fit your preferences akmatur 14 KB JPG >profit

Anon Starts Lifting | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 47299147 22 min ago •• >start lifting for girls >now paying more attention to men, male looks and masculinity >even when watching p--- F--- you /fit/ 289.9 kB PNG

Anon falls for a trap | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/29/20(Sat)21:47:16 No.56960895 >be me >scrolling through pornhub >find good h------ video >cant see girls face only hands >oh well >watch it 74 KB PNG >feels good man >check comments >its f------ gay p--- F---

Anon plays the trumpet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/11/21(Fri)03:33:29 No.64091971 >be me >virgin af >someone tells me to learn an instrument, it might make me look cooler and attract girls >learn to play the trumpet >l walk to the city center and play 284 KB PNG my trumpet, think the people might like it >as I blow into the trumpet, a horrible fart-like sound can be heard >everyone stares at me in disgust >kids laugh at me

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