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Anonymous | 47299147 22 min ago •• >start lifting for girls >now paying more attention to men, male looks and masculinity >even when watching p--- F--- you /fit/ 289.9 kB PNG

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 06/11/21(Fri)03:33:29 No.64091971 >be me >virgin af >someone tells me to learn an instrument, it might make me look cooler and attract girls >learn to play the trumpet >l walk to the city center and play 284 KB PNG my trumpet, think the people might like it >as I blow into the trumpet, a horrible fart-like sound can be heard >everyone stares at me in disgust >kids laugh at me

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Anon watches fight club | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous story time 02/24/18(Sat)22:49:12 No.43452373 >be me >be in 7th grade >obsessed with the movie fight club >start pretending to fight myself because autism >people at school ask why i have bruises 143 KB JPG >tell them i got into fight >with who? >tell them im not gonna snitch >people believe me >tfw people start to think im a little bit cooler due to autism 1 Reply View Thread

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Anon's friends have regrets | /r/Greentext

>be me, retail f--, 10ish years ago. >Boss at Gamestop is a 400 pound weeb. >He only plays Borderlands and waifu games. Still lives with parents at fourty, spends all his money on imported hentai blu-rays and buying gamestop stock. >he has been with the company since it was owned by Barnes and Noble. Full Virgin. >he gets really into bitcoin when nobody knew what it was, builds a fourty- thousand dollar mining rig. >gets scared when it crashed from 950$ to $600, sells thirty something full coins, sells the mining rig, buys a new Camaro with cash and moves out of parent's house. >he gets girlfriend, she's a gigantess but at least has a human p----. >genuinely happy for him. He promotes me to wageslave+1 we get beers once a week. years go by, Bitcoin spikes to 2k, 4k, 8k, our gamestop gets shut down, we're all fired, finds out girlfriend is a public use sperm whale same week, he gets drunk and drives Camaro off a cliff, leaves his little brother everything. >little bro sells inherited gamestop stock at 12$ a share, takes us all out for nice meal, buys himself a mustang and a s----- trailer outside town. >few

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Transphobia | /r/Greentext

>be me >hanging out with friends >one is qt3.14 >other one is her boyfriend and his cousin >cousin is f------ FAT >complains that she's always out of 155 KB JPG breath and that it hurts to exist >without thinking, I ask her if she has tried exercising >she loses her f------ mind >"That's really fatphobic anon >"you can't say s--- like that." >"This is why you only have femanon as a friend" >I feel adrenaline surge in me as I open my mouth "It isn't a fear. It's disgust." >her face turns bright red >looks like a fish out of water >turn around and don't look back I lost my friend that day and even if she was pretty I still never do regret what I did

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9712869 : Anonymous 6 hours ago Psychopath.jpg (111.5 KB, 1688x2000) >Sitting in room >Feeling depressed >Heard just smiling can make you happier >Put on as genuine a fake smile possible >Feel like a goddamn psychopath >"Maybe I just have to do it for longer" >Smile for 30 minutes >Feel like a goddamn psychopath >Doesn't work 1 REPLY

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Femanon realises the truth of her species. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/17/19(Sun)23:56:12 No.795258129 >be me >hate females >every one i've met has given me unnecessary problems >they're illogical attention seeking sex dolls that take your money leaving you mentally and sometimes physically drained >most of my friends see them the same way also 28 KB JPG >one problem >be me >femanon is suicide the only option here, I can't explain how ashamed I am of my gender and I hear more and more stories justifying my hate for us

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Anonymous E 05/03/21 (Mon)17:24:58 No.14 >Fall asleep on my keyboard >Poles in the thread agree with me 62 KB JPG

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: Anonymous 06/10/21(Thu)16:40:42 No.856539410 >Be me >go to the local public pool >swim around for a while. >Out of the corner of my eye see two old boomers waddle out of the mens locker room 9 KB PNG >They proceed to stare at the 8/10 strawberry blonde lifeguards ass for 5 minutes straight while mumbling to each other. >They literally do not break eye contact with that caboose >eventually wander back into the change room and do not return... Why are old people like this? 5 Replies View Thread

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Anon has had enough | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/24/18(Mon)00:05:30 No.788087819 >The r--- dwarf is still in my walls ENOUGH >I hear bumps in the night >Fire off some .357 rounds into the wall >Complete silence until I hear it laugh 30 KB JPG >"Hoho!" >Get angry >Fire off more rounds >Hear a screech then a wimper >Hear it run off, dragging it's penis as it goes >Blood drips out from beneath the molding >l got him for now, but he'll be back View Thread

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anon is thankful to mystery asshole mendor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/27/21(Wed)17:15:19 No.845914110 >taking massive s--- >coming out sideways >hurts like hell >feel and hear anus tearing >losing lots of blood >pass out from blood loss >wake up around 15 minutes later 52 KB PNG >go to wipe >cleanwipe.doc >no blood, no s--- >feel around a------ >someone sewn up my gaping wound and cleaned it >blood and s--- still in toilet Thank you mystery a------ mender, i am forever in your debt

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Anon is financially responsible | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: XKa6xbyD ) 01/09/21(Sat)01:40:35 No.301405702 >>301404743 (OP) # >why yes, i spend 20% of my allowance on reddit gold awards to let people know that they did a goodthink 8 KB PNG >>301406177 #

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