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□ Anonymous 07/20/11(Wed)23:22 No.27895652 live in Florida >die every summer >be resurrected in the start of fall >live as a god in the winter start the process over again the moment spring ends repeat

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File : 1309545096 ipg-(B KB, 182x250, BloodArnold.jpg) □ Anonymous 07/01/11 (Fri)14:31:36 No.338068583 ITT: Greentext stories. Be in 10th grade >My school was predominantly black >Huge brawl breaks out between two black groups in the middle of the science hallway >Teachers and administrators trying their hardest, but the blacks kept fighting. >The cops were callerd >Upon seeing the cops, one black kid ran as fast as he could out of the fight >As he turned a corner, he lost his balance and let out a loud "OH S---" and fell >Milk explodes from his backpack >Milk, milk everywhere >Black kid had a gallon of milk in his bag at school □ Anonymous 07/01/11 (Fri)14:32:39 No.338068732 wat □ Anonymous 07/01/11 (Fri)14:34:30 No.338069035 wat □ Anonymous 07/01/11 (Fri)14:34:35 No.338069047 cool story bro

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File 1309380682 ipg-(46 KB, 200x242, shoplifting21.jpg) □ Anonym o us 06/29/11 Med) 1 6:51:22 No. 3376411 03 Let's have a shoplifting thread Tell us your stories, your accomplishments, your tactics, and give a few of your fellow /b/rothers some hints on r----- the stores of their goodies □ Anonymous 06/29/11 (Med)16:53:01 No.337641379 CVS is my favorite target. No cameras. No mom and pop stores. Only major chains sS □ Anonymous 06/29/11 (Ned)16:53:43 No.337641492 >Be 10 Wanted Pokemon Cards >Too many people around >Kick somebody, while standing next to someone else, to make it look like he did it >They start shouting and s--- >Make a big scene >Shove 5 packages into my pocket Charizard Get >Best day ever □ Anonymous 06/29/11(Med)16:53:51 No.337641514 got a video card once... from wal-mart □ Anonymous 06/29/11 Med) 1 6:54:34 No. 337641 635 >old plastic target bag swalk into target fill bag with goods swalk out >fuckyea.jpg

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□ Anonymous 06/27/11(Mon)11 :35:47 No. 337156481 >be at party friend pact to watch each other's backs srun out of hunch punch friend hands me a handle of rum schugged the remaining amount >make complete ass of self sit down and the room started spinning scute girl asks if I was ok sblow chunks on cute girl □ Anonymous 06/27/11 (Mon)11:36:18 No.337 156542 23 I sucked off a black guy S □ Anonymous 06/27/11 (Mon)11 :36:56 No.337156620 337156481 □ Anonymous 06/27/11 (Mon)11:37:20 No.337 156658 >be at party >drink too much Sthrow up on EVERYTHING too dark snobody knew it was me

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□ Anonymous 06/26/11 (Sun) 19:27:53 No.337021437 i cant be the only one doing these things be 13 have exam dutch (i'm belgian) actually studied for it sturns out it was math exam >get 80% everythingwentbetterthanexpected □ Anonymous 06/26/11 (Sun) 19:29:15 No.337021661 >be in 2nd grade smy hand held pencil sharpener is pretty dirty >decide to clean it with my finger >everything is going good till I twist my finger the wrong way >bleed everywhere in classroonm >No one remembers next year >fuckyeah.jpg □ Anonymous 06/26/11 (Sun)19:29:41 No.337021738 s minutes ago s sitting in living room brother tells his girlfriend theres a party on 4rth of july s his girlfriend says whens the fourth of july?" s nobody says anything s i leave and come on newt gingric □ Anonymous 06/26/11 (Sun)19:31:28 No.337022016 few days later >have exam geography sworking with atlas >suddenly realize i can't find my exam >panic, try finding it in my atlas >finally raise my hand and tell teacher i lost my exam >she turns around my atlas >exam falls out sclass laughs MFVW

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File 1309130255 ipg-(4 KB, 237x195, 1298420289481 .jpg) □ Anonymous 06/26/11 (Sun)19:1 7:35 No.337019552 let's have a full retard thread, i'll start >be 10-11 ride my bike to school almost late, as usual >arrive realize i forgot my backpack sask teacher if i can go back to get it >she hesitantly lets me sride back home >ask mom where my backpack is son your back MFW □ An onymous 06/26/11 (Sun)19:20:59 No. 337020167 another one from op to get this s--- going sbe about 5 sput on my jacket on my own backwards inside out supside down >whatthefuckamidoing.jpeg

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File : 13091 29240 png-(314 KB. 424x414, ra ge-nuclearl1l png-m=130628.png) □ Anonymous 06/26/11 (Sun)19:00:40 No.337016421 This is my life right now: mmer break from university in my hometown situated in redneck country where I have no friends hate everyone who lives here and rarely leave the house >I'm unemployed, cant get a job. Ive tried everywhere, even after giving out a kick-ass resumé Low on cash, so cant travel to see friends or do anything really, including drowning my sorrows at a local pub/bar >My £240 iPod broke yesterday, all by itself. I'm a huge music fan and can't live without it >Before that, some 3 weeks ago, my 550 headphones broke too after 8 months of buying them. They're pioneer aswell. >Both my PC fans have died on me today, and so when I game my PC cuts out after overheating. >No money to replace broken s---. >Bored out of my f------ mind. Rage thread perhaps? wanna hear people's current situations which are worse to make me feel better.

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92 □ Anonymous 06/26/11 (Sun)19:01 No.1 00335991 File1309129293.jpg-(37 KB, 385x422, 1303497650639 jpg) Yeah I know that feel, bro. >having a good time playing vidya with a couple friends >decide to play some rockband e-guitarist friend has his phone out entire time, holding s--- up, not choosing his difficulty, etc. >doesnt try on songs, complains about missing one note ssong's over, everyone had a good time friend's texting again. Mfw

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g-(44 KB, 500x461, whiteboyshugging.png) Anonymous 06/26/11 (Sun)18:43 No. 100334278 I KNOW THAT FEEL BRO >Call friend up >"Hey you wanna hang out, play some vidya?" >"Yeah! Sure!" >Go to meet up with friend >Excited for night of vidya fun >Get home >Pop in vidya game >Teach friend controls >Going to take turns every time we die in the story mode >During the whole time I'm playing, I'm trying to have conversation, make jokes etc >Friend is barely making an effort to even remotely show he's listening >Keeps texting on his phone look over at him >Not even looking at the screern >I die >Give him the controller >He doesnt say a single word the whole time he's playing >Isnt even trying >Dies >Gives controller back like he doesnt even want to play >Night is ruined because I'm not going to tell him to leave >We watch a movie >Barley making a sound >Movie is finished >"Should we go to bed?" >Answers yes straight away without giving a moments thought >Leave to take a piss >Come back >He's in bed with the covers over his head already sleeping Go to bed C'mon SOMEONE else has to have experienced this at some point or another

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>> □ anonymous 06/22/11 (Wed)17:54:20 No.336123568 it be several years ago >my sister is sick >she have bones like glass, can't do regular s--- sshe just stay in kitchen (lol girl in kitchen) sitting on counter while other people cook and talk to her and s--- >one day, tragedy ssomeone accidentally knock her off of counter where she was sitting >she fall on floor and break >i reach down to pick her up sall i feel is broken glass and skittles >broken glass and skittles ssister is candy jar >i am candy jar fall trying to pick her up >burst into treats

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