-Unite the world under a global theocracy that revolves around worshiping the absolute best girl: Sienna "Squigly" Contiello from Skullgirls.
-Discover extraterrestrial life for the sole purpose of hunting and killing said extraterrestrial life to extinction.
-Require that every service rifle has a M16-style carrying handle.
-Twintails will be recognized as the pinnacle of hair styles and Tuesdays and Thursdays will require everyone of sufficient hair length, regardless of sex or gender, to where their hair in un-braided twintails.
-Legalize privately owned Nuclear, Chemical and Biological weapon arsenals.
-Legalize Assault Mangoes.
-Require game devs to maintain an archive of everything they produce for preservation purposes.
-Distribute dick warmers to the people to defeat the evils of eeby deeby.
-Change all copies of Shrek and Shrek 2 to be the GameBoy Advance Video version running at a stunning 8 FPS in glorious 240×160p with heavy compression.
-Call Bob Dymball a faggot on international television.
-Make the new Global National Anthem "Fingers In Is Ass" by BotanicSage.
-All races and ethnicities will have their names changed to the appropriate slurs, because once everyone is equally racist, nobody will be.
-All public figures will be required to perform the cringiest dance possible whenever delivering a speech.
-Sieze Mike Lindell's means of production and change My Pillow to Our Pillow for the sole purpose of making a dumb Communism joke.
-Establish the Meme Police to make sure everyone's memes are dank enough.
-Those convicted of DMCA abuse will be punished via drawing a random Rule 34 tag out of a hat and then forcibly performing it on the Convict.
-Soup King and Duke O' Bruh will be forced to renounce their titles as Monarchies will be banned, they will then be allowed to pick any non-Monarchistic title they wish.
-Ban reading the first letter of every one of my ideology's true goals.