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haha man it smels like shit here

-Boy howdy we've sure gathered a nice stock of wood here, haven't we, Dennis?

-Yessiree, I reckon' we've got up to 99 different types of lumber here, Clemont

i do not like the smell of those kinda places
it's not a bad smell but i hate it
i don't want it following my nose everywhere

Hello gentlemen! Do you happen to sell mahogany to build a desk with?

< (high as balls on every drug known to man having gay sex with a complete stranger while yelling something incoherent about Hendrix… all on top of the only stock of mahogany)

I am literally 2 years old. Why would God birth me to such devoted Limp Bizkit, Kid Rock, and Insane Clown Posse fan parents?

ah shit we're out of wood

The kid who literally got birthed at the original woodstock had it better.

I'm 9 and while I like the music I still wanna go back home and play N64, how the heck did I get here to begin with?