1.Technological advancement cannot exceed one (1) century per session.
2. You need a more convincing reason to create an artillery piece with a calibre exceeding 70mm than just "because I can."
3.Your Guns Smith cannot go from "Muskets and Cannons" to "Machine Guns and Siege Artillery" within the space of a week.
4.You are not allowed to get around personal artillery bans by teaching the other players the science of ballistics.
5.Whilst teamwork is always admirable, using it to create a +2 ICBM is generally frowned upon.
6. If the entire setting devolves into static trench warfare, things have gone too far.
6b.If the DM has to introduce Mechwarrior Mechanics, things have gone too far.
6c. If the Upper and Lower planes unite to stop you, things have definitely gone too far.
7. You can sell your soul to the forces of darkness. Devils and Demons cannot sell their souls to you.
7b. You will not expose the legions of evil to Free Market Forces.
7c.You will not deliberately cause a Stock Market crash after violating this rule.
7d. You are to inform the other party that you are soulless before completing any transaction.
8.If you are playing a good aligned character, you can not have a higher body count than the BBEG.
9.While, yes, the gods will indeed sort it out, it still does not excuse excessive collateral damage.
10.Pelor is not the only god and you are definitely not his prophet.
11.When playing as a good-aligned Paladin or a Cleric, you "wage war against the forces of evil". You are not "launching a Crusade against the heathens" or "waging Jihad against the infidel".
12.Stiching the remains of multiple party members together and then tricking someone into resurrecting the resulting abomination is never a good act, regardless as to whether the other members consent to it or not.
13. You cannot use the Wish spell to rename everyone in the world to Jim.
13b. You cannot use the Wish Spell to make everyone but you 3 ft tall.
13c. You cannot use the Wish Spell to make everything taste like cauliflower.
13d. You are no longer allowed to use the Wish Spell unsupervised.
14. You are not allowed to convince new players that Mummy Rot is an STD.
15. You are not allowed to covertly recreate the Wehrmacht.
15b. You are not allowed to overtly recreate the Wehrmacht.
15c. Or the Red Army.
15d. Or the Royal Italian Army
15e. Or the PAVN.
15f. Or the IDF.
15g. Or any Modern Military force.
16.You are not allowed to give the Illithids hallucinogenics.
17.You are not allowed to write Explosive Runes in library books.
17b.You are not allowed to write Explosive Runes on napkins and leave them lying around the tavern.
17c You are not allowed to write Explosive Runes on toilet paper.
17d. Explosive Runes are to be considered forbidden if you are not in hostile territory.
18. Maxing out Fire Resistance and setting yourself on fire is not considered an effective Fire Elemental disguise.
19. Agincourt and the Siege of Constantinople are acceptable battles to replicate. Stalingrad and the Siege of Sarajevo are not.
20.Whilst it was indeed very impressive, you are not allowed to build another Steampunk Baneblade.
20b.Not even if you reduce it to only six barrels of hell.
21. You are not allowed to wipe out the entire invading army with a single artillery barrage three times in a row.
22. You will not gas the Underdark.
22b. Nor will you open a portal to the Plane of Fire to "purge it with cleansing flames".
23. Plane-Shifting the Tarrasque does not solve the problem.
24. When playing a good-aligned character, you have many ways of dealing with evil creatures. "Genocide" should not be the default.
25. Lycanthropy and Wild Shape are not the same thing.
25b.Killing a Druid with a Silver Weapon does not prove they were a lycanthrope. Most living creatures die when stabbed through the heart.
26. Influencing diplomacy through the subtle use of spells and psychology is acceptable and encouraged. Bludgeoning the other party until they accumulate enough brain damage to agree to your demands is not.
27.You will not initiate a Halfling Fight Club.
27b. You will not initiate a Celestial Fight Club.
27c.You will not initiate an Abyssal Fight Club.
27d. You will not initiate an Outer God Fight Club.
28. APCs are acceptable. IFVs are frowned upon. MBTs are right out.
29. The DM should never be expected to say "Archers, focus fire on those dive-bombers".
30. Using Weapon-Grade Memes against the Illithids is cruel and unusual.
31. Regardless of alignment, using necromancy to make your fallen enemy dance on their own grave is considered to be in very poor taste.
32. Summoning Demons and immediately killing them is a net-neutral act at best.
33.You are no longer allowed to create a character with the following long-term goals:
*Contracting all forms of Lycanthropy to become the one true Lycan.
*Taming the Tarrasque and becoming the God-Emperor of Humankind.
*Awakening the Machine God and becoming its chosen prophet.
*Coming up with a final solution to the Drow question.
*Ending the Blood War by convincing both parties to invade the Far Realms instead.
34. Killing a VIP, dismembering them and then reassembling and resurrecting them once they are safe does not invalidate the fact that you murdered them in the first place.
35. You are only allowed to have one (1) Bag of Holding on your person at any time if it's contents consist solely of the following items:
*Live Bees
*Live Oozes
*Dead Pixies
*Flour
*Potassium
*Miscellaneous Organs
*Live Rot Grubs
36. You are not allowed point out how the forces of chaos appear to be suspiciously organised.
37. "Holy Jarate" is not a thing.
37b. Neither is "Unholy Jarate".
38. "Apathetic" is not an alignment.
39. Good-aligned creatures frown upon the use of Chemical and Biological Warfare.
40. Breaking into someone's house and giving them items is not a good act.
41. You will create a map of any minefield you make.
41b. An accurate map.
42. You will not invalidate any traps in a dungeon by herding sheep in front of the party.
42b. Neither will you use drunken goblins.
43. You will pay hired help before they join you on your adventure and it will not be stored on their person, but in a secure bank account.
44. You are not allowed to create Peasant Railguns.
44b. You are not allowed to create Peasant Particle Colliders
44c. You are not allowed to hold the Prime Material Plane hostage with a Peasant Doomsday Device.
45. Chromatic Dragons should not be scared of leaving their lairs due to a high-possibility of getting shot down by AA-fire.
46. As an Artificer, you are not allowed to meltdown the quest-important magical item and re-forge it into a gaudy pug statue.
47. Just because the DM refuses to act out the NPC's side of a rap battle, doesn't mean it is an automatic victory for you.
48. Playing a character that contradicts class or species stereotypes is a good roleplaying trick and encouraged. Playing a Bard and blue-balling the entire tavern is less so.
49. Just because they were polymorphed into a chicken, it does not make eating them ok.
50. Ballistic Chickens are not allowed to achieve speed greater than Mach 2.