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Are you a true fan?

no
they should do that for ME
of course i also get paid

yes, not for nintendo tho, just because i want to suck dick

what a coincedence, i was just about to do that
tell whoever's gonna pay up to ready their wallets

If you mean suck a dick for free nintendo stuff then hell yeah
if you mean suck nintendo's dick then fuck no

> fight in the console wars
> cheer for Sega because the Genesis is darker and edgier than Nintendo (and because that's what my parents gave me for xmas)
> praise the Dreamcast as being technologically superior to the Gamecube
> witness how Sega gets btfo'ed by Nintendo, Playstation, and the Xbox

Is this how the Germans felt after WWII when they realised they were on the wrong side of history?

Sad news for nintendo today

Is my poop really that valuable?

Not until they release Wario Land 6

Depends, whose dick?

Not before they make a new F-Zero game which is never.