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Is this the doot life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a flesh slide
No escape from epidermis
Open your eyes
Look inside your skin, and see
I'm just a poor bone, I need no calcium
Because I'm easy come, easy doot
A little thank, little bones
Anyway the doot blows, doesn't really matter to me

Mama, just spooked a man
Put a trumpet to his head
Blew the mouthpiece, now he's dead
Mama, unlife's just begun
But now I've gone and dooted it away
Mama, doooot
Didn't mean to make you spooked
If I don't have good bones this time tomorrow
Skelet-on, Skelet-on, but bones don't really matter

Spooky, scary skeletons,
Send shivers down my spine
Bones are hurting all the time
Good bones, everybody, and calcium
Gotta leave it all behind and face the doot
Mama, doooot (anyway the doot blows)
I just want to doot
I sometimes wish I'd never had bones at all

[Doot solo]

I see a little skeletino of a man
Scaradoot, scaradoot will you doot the fandango
Skeletons and calcium, very very spooking me
Mr skeltal, mr skeltal
Mr skeltal mr skeltal
Mr skeltal 2spooky for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

But I'm just a poor bone and nobody thanks me
He's just a poor bone from a poor skeleton
Spare his unlife from this monstrosity
Easy thank, easy doot will you let me doot
Skeleton no! No we will not let you doot – let him doot
Skeleton! We will not let you gdooto – let him doot
Skeleton! We will not let you doot let me doot
Will not let you doot let me doot
Never let you doot let me doot
Never let me doooooooooooot
Doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot
Oh mr skeltal, mr skeltal, mr skeltal let me doot
Mr skeltal has a trumpet put aside for me
For me
For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

So you think you can spook me and doot in my eye
So you think you can scare me and let my bones die
Oh skeltal, can't doot this to me skeltal
Just gotta get out just gotta get out of your skin

Good bones really matter
Anyone can see
Good bones really matter, good bones really matter, to me

Anyway the doot blows