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What you’ll receive if I’m in office
-Total destruction and devastation of this website's layout and everything you hold dear (within my reach)
-Pretty much any pic or meme I run into on image boards
-A firm handshake, I won’t even wash my hand after doing so with some of you gents.

What you won’t receive
-My entourage of Thought Police, soon to be renamed the Fap Police, being sicced upon your pseudo-danbooru image galleries – provided site users provide me with 6 paragraph essays explaining why it deserves to stay open and convinces me to lift the initial blockade.
-Editable comments
-My faith or respect in you if you’re not a mod

I'm Supreme Honkifex, now you're God-Mod?

Okay how about this: let's make the KYM mods give us all powerful titles. Until our demands are met we shall bitch.

Congrats, you are now

Didst thou not know?

We already hath a most powerful and benevolent Deity?

How canst thou compare to the Holey One's Glory?

Nice

How dare you speak to me

I'm sorry my words typed on my RGB Ducky One 2 SF keyboard and then posted with my Razer Basilisk RGB wireless mouse offended you. Here I made this gif on my computer that's powered by an i9-10850K CPU and an RTX 3080 graphics card. To make sure you could read it since I'm on an ultrawide 144hz VA panel monitor, I made it look as close as possible to the quality of your monitor relative to mine. Sorry I dared to speak to you like that!

~Supreme Honkifex

If you reopen Cringeworthy as the Tiktok containment zone, then you have my vote

>no editable comments

That is a deal breaker, sorry.

Can we at least upload an image in comments?