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I have no style. I have no grace. This kong. Is going to fuck your face.

"Oh hohoho my!!!

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You will never meet another Titanus Kong, you will never tease each other, you will never slowly realise she wants the D, you will never have your roommate sleep with earplugs, you will never carry her bridal style and throw her on the throne, you will never worry about your v-card while she reassures you, she will never scratch your stomach in the throes of lust, you will never pull out at the last moment whilst she insists you cum inside, you will never share postcoital snuggles, you will never beat Godzilla the next day and break the mountain afterwards. Kong will never have this.

I'm ugly and I'm proud!

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