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The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom

The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels

I dare ya to find her if ya can!

We gotta save the princess, Luigi!

And you gotta help us!

If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.

"Hey Stranga'. Oi hear you're plannin' a violent counter-revolution against our new Turtle Overlords."

"Well, I've got somethin' that might interest ya."

How many a-times do i have to a-teach this lesson Draconic-Chelonian?

Mario should do his cardio and go grab a flower, 'cause you'll need to throw some fireballs if you gon' step to Bowser.

Dear Knife drawer
oh won't you help me to face life more
oh trash can
don't you put the dirt on me

Remember, where there's smoke…

There's weed.

Did you bring a light?

Blaze it.
>Blaze . . . . . >Do not blaze

They Pinch Back