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Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen.

You have all been invited to judge on the Miss Zone beauty pageant 2021.

You all have until Monday 8th February 2021 to vote on your favourite Stalker Girl, with the winner being announced around 12pmish (GMT).

Who knows, maybe the Monster Girl won't win. Maybe pigs will finally fly.

Which Stalker Girl will you choose?

Bandit-Chan
Loner-Chan
Duty-Chan
Freedom-Chan
Monolith-Chan
Clear Sky-Chan
Mercenary-Chan
Ecologist-Chan
Military-Chan
Snork-Chan

Choose your destiny (I made a strawpoll)
http://www.strawpoll.me/42568977

I have distributed your poll to the masses.

All we have to do now is sit and wait.

By the way, I highly encourage the use of propaganda to make sure your Girl wins.

The more Stalker shitposts, the better.

militarychads rise up

So we're coming up to the halfway point of our competition and this is where we currently stand with the score board:

As you can see, it's quite a crowded race for the top spot, where even a single vote could easily turn the tide for one girl or another.

Although not too far away is Duty-Chan and Bandit-Chan, who only need a single vote to get back into the competition.

And sadly bringing up the rear is Military-Chan, who is almost being beaten by the Snork.

Cheer up though, Military fans; as there's still three days left and that's plenty of time to convince the greater masses of KYM that Military-Chan is better than any stinky cannibalistic mutant.

I'll be back on Saturday for the next Leader board update before revealing the final scores on Monday.

So that conclude the Saturday update.

Remember, if you want to vote and haven't yet, you'll only have until Monday 12pm (GMT) to get it done by.

So, the official results are in and we will now go from last to first place.

10th

Snork-chan gave it her best, but she just couldn't claw her way into enough hearts to make it anywhere up the scoreboard.

9th

Representing the everyday woman in this contest, Military-chan put up a good fight, but even with a rally among her supporters, she just could not get the momentum she needed to advance up the rankings.

8th

Despite being an early leader, Duty-Chan soon fell by the wayside and was over-taken by the less conservative and more colourful girls. Still, that progress early one shows she has a good solid core of backers out there.

7th

Although Ecologist-Chan did not have the same level of confidence as the other girls, this plucky young lady still manged to earn a decent amount of respect from the audience at home.

6th

Despite her piercing blue eyes and cool demeanour, Clear Sky-Chan only managed to make it halfway up the leaderboard. Still, coming from the most obscure faction, she still managed to put in a really good showing for herself.

5th

Conducting herself with all the style and grace you'd expect from a professional, Mercenary-Chan stormed in and secured herself a fairly respectable place on the Scoreboard.

4th

With her rugged charm and underdog spirit, Loner-chan was top of the board for some time before losing out to her more colourful competitors. Despite her loss, this was still an excellent showing from her.

3rd

Despite her blank, hypnotising stare, advanced weaponry and stylish cloak; it seems poor Monolith-Chan just couldn't hold onto her mid-term lead. Still, she can take pride in achieving 3rd in a very close-run battle.

2nd

Although Bandit-Chan stole many hearts in this competition, there was nothing she could do when the lead was stolen from her during the dying embers of this competition. A good show nonetheless, though.

1st

With a surprise surge in the dying embers of the competition, Freedom-Chan burst through the throng at the top of the leaderboard and won by a singular point.

And with this, we can now crown our winner of Miss Zone 2021

Congratulations to Freedom-Chan on her hard won victory over all of the other girls.

Just what was it that gave her the edge over the others?

Was it her fiery red hair?

Her piercing blue eyes?

That warm, gentle smile?

The big fucking gun?

Who knows what swayed the hearts of the KYM community. All we can say for sure is that all the others are now scientifically proven to be shit-tier.

I will be hosting another competition like this in March, so if any of you have any suggestions on how to run it differently or better, post them below and I will consider it for the next time I run this.