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'ey Boyz.

I'z bin finkin' an oi tink we shud 'av a day wen we all tork proppa loik.

We'z alredy 'av a day where we'z tork loik Free Bootas, but dey'z jus stoopid gitz dat do unorky tings loike not krumpin' 'umies and runnin' awayz from a gud scrap.

I'z tink itz a gud oi-deer, an sinz I'z da boss, it'z wot we'z gon do an oil zog yu gitz gud an' propa loike if youz don'ts.

but, 'ey, boss, don'ts we'z auhlready speaks proppa? I'z cant tink oz any odder way to tork.

Datz koz wez kultured, unloike doez boyz wat don't goez out an' WAAAAAGH's loike wez do.

Itz a sad fact o loife dat sum boyz spend dere entoire loives on wun rokk an' don't getz ta hav a propa scrap.

Wez piked up a few ladz frum a rokk lately an' yuz kan not unnerstan dem. Uzing words loike sofiss..sophisshh…bein' roight flash gitz an doin' unorky tings loike pourin' water over dem selves afta a krumpin' and using "Tak-Tiks".

Dis izt a very sad sitchuuation, but in toime, Iz sure dey will learn.

Kos Iz krumps dem roight an proppa loike if deyz don't.

Dat izt sad. Waz da point in krumpin' if'in ye don'ts bask in'it? Betch'yas zey don'ts evens know what dakka izt.

Do yu no wat? Dey don't.

Dey don't even no wat a Choppa iz. Dey askin' fer "sords" an' hammas. Yu giv em a gud Choppa an dey say "Dis is jus a rusty shard o' iron onna stikk. Dis iz Grot Shoite."

Flash gitz dun even no a gud Choppa wen dey seez wun. Many yoofs wud krump each otha ta get one o' dem Choppas.