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Thank you, good night, and

So you're telling me he's hogging all the slutty elf-slaves to himself and not giving any away? Looks like I'm going to be lonely for another year…

Also, I fear Master might take out his "frustration" on me again if he finds out he's had another Christmas wish denied. It's not my fault! I just mail his wishlist each year…

hey um guys santa sent me to recruit people as slutty elf slaves so anybody wanna join (please say yes i'm being paid by the recruit)

What if we just had Barry dress up in different costumes and run past the Big Man really fast?

Do you think he'd notice?

i mean sure i just want the cash

Remember when Omega MISSINGNO tried to recruit people to a slutty elf harem for Mr. Claus?

THAT WAS ME
I WAS SANTA'S SLUTTY ELF HAREM, BARRY

looks up from counting dollar bills
keep up the good work man