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Whoever finds "Him"(the lost gay porn Jesus film) will be the biggest Jesus simp.
Also they will be rewarded(by me) with a two dollar bill, all of the change I've collected, and a signed photo of George W. Bush.
This is high quality stuff people.
PatrickBateman96 wrote:
Whoever finds "Him"(the lost gay porn Jesus film) will be the biggest Jesus simp.
Also they will be rewarded(by me) with a two dollar bill, all of the change I've collected, and a signed photo of George W. Bush.
This is high quality stuff people.
The best part will be the inevitable Cinema Snob episode
PatrickBateman96 wrote:
Whoever finds "Him"(the lost gay porn Jesus film) will be the biggest Jesus simp.
Also they will be rewarded(by me) with a two dollar bill, all of the change I've collected, and a signed photo of George W. Bush.
This is high quality stuff people.
I've heard of that before, but I didn't know it was lost media.
The promotional poster even looks like a porn ad
Peter walked towards along the Dead Sea thinking. However, his concentration was suddenly broken as he recognized Jesus pleasuring himself on the beach. Suddenly Jesus looked towards him.
"My goodness, I apologize.", Peter said.
"What does thou apologize for?", Jesus replied "My father taught me that one should not be repentant of his phallus, principally due to it's immense size", Jesus continued.
Peter spoke to Jesus, "Yes, I am aware of that. Your father bestowed upon you exceptional advice".
Excerpt from the Book of Steve, the lost book of The Bible
PatrickBateman96 wrote:
Peter walked towards along the Dead Sea thinking. However, his concentration was suddenly broken as he recognized Jesus pleasuring himself on the beach. Suddenly Jesus looked towards him.
"My goodness, I apologize.", Peter said.
"What does thou apologize for?", Jesus replied "My father taught me that one should not be repentant of his phallus, principally due to it's immense size", Jesus continued.
Peter spoke to Jesus, "Yes, I am aware of that. Your father bestowed upon you exceptional advice".Excerpt from the Book of Steve, the lost book of The Bible
Steve was participating in a 1v1 against Min Min and Wario at the time the book was written! Thus it must have been written by somebody else!
Omega MISSINGNO wrote:
Steve was participating in a 1v1 against Min Min and Wario at the time the book was written! Thus it must have been written by somebody else!
Wait a minute, that's a 1v1v1!
…I'm not sure what difference that makes.
Sorry, but simping for Mommy Mary makes Catholicism the only correct branch of Christianity.
Tag yourself, disciple edition:
Got mad silver pieces
Get picked up by the po-po for leading a sex strike
Go crazy and start writing metaphors in a cave