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My takeaway from tonight's 2020 presidential debate

Last posted Sep 30, 2020 at 09:06AM EDT. Added Sep 29, 2020 at 11:59PM EDT
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So after an hour and a half of watching the pitiable wrangler struggle to rein in two elder daemons locked in a duel to see who can cause the most cerebral hemorrhaging via eldritch screeching I decided it would be best to ease my mind with something infinitely more intellectual and spiritually fulfilling and watched the infamous snake-dragon-sniper video by Fuzzamorous featuring the characters Kiba and Rashii. Anyway, Rashii said "Slurp-slurp-slurp-slurp-slurp-slurp-slurp-mmm-slurp-slurp-mmm-slurp-mmmmm-slurp-slurp-slurp-gulp-mmm!-gulp-gulp-mmm...-gulp-gulp-gulp-gulp-sluuurp-mmm...-gulp!" and I said to myself "Why, that's the most intelligent and convincing thing I've heard all night!" which is why I declare Rashii the animated porn snake to be the winner of tonight's presidential debate and my personal choice for our next Commander-in-Chief.

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