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Questionable Fleshlights

Last posted Aug 03, 2020 at 05:50PM EDT. Added Jul 26, 2020 at 04:50PM EDT
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Pretty sure that's supposed to be a Rainbow Dash storage unit

PatrickBateman96 wrote:

Pretty sure that's supposed to be a Rainbow Dash storage unit

Same thing

Jokerman wrote:

Jill wrote:

10/10, 11/10 with rice

My big brother told me if you put a glove in the microwave with some lotion and stick in the couch seats it feels just like a real pussy.

Gonna try it tonight

Edit: Holy shit, it really does feel hyper real

Last edited Jul 28, 2020 at 02:20AM EDT

I am going to out irony all of you by posting a picture of an actual fleshlight that may seem peculiar to most audiences.

Last edited Jul 28, 2020 at 03:51AM EDT

This makes me feel like much less of a degenerate because despite all of the weird stuff I jacked it to, I never jacked off to any realistic animal and I never used anything but my own hand.

Last edited Jul 28, 2020 at 02:24PM EDT

PatrickBateman96 wrote:

This makes me feel like much less of a degenerate because despite all of the weird stuff I jacked it to, I never jacked off to any realistic animal and I never used anything but my own hand.

Freak

PatrickBateman96 wrote:

This makes me feel like much less of a degenerate because despite all of the weird stuff I jacked it to, I never jacked off to any realistic animal and I never used anything but my own hand.

>openly admitting to being this basic

Your Uncle Yonkers wrote:

Freak

I'm not the one having sex with a glove

Fuck "hiding" a fleshlight in plain sight pretending it's a flashlight. I just keep a bunch of real flashlights for the same purpose. Of course they're one time use, but they double as a light source until their time comes.
>fuck, this makes me diamonds…
Sure, pal. Why don't you prove it?

poochyena wrote:

>openly admitting to being this basic

If jacking off to My Little Pony futa porn, my cousin, and some things that may or may not be illegal in several European countries is basic then you can call me Mr. Basic.

PatrickBateman96 wrote:

If jacking off to My Little Pony futa porn, my cousin, and some things that may or may not be illegal in several European countries is basic then you can call me Mr. Basic.

>always being a tryhard

Seriously just buy a cheap dildo and kut a whole in it
bingo bango bongo

PatrickBateman96 wrote:

If jacking off to My Little Pony futa porn, my cousin, and some things that may or may not be illegal in several European countries is basic then you can call me Mr. Basic.