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Embrace your furriness you degenerates, and display that boxart front and center where your parents will see it and ask why are your pants down every time you look at it!

You think to call anyone out on that when you yourself have not yet posted terrible Fidget inflation fetish art? For shame, Fortune. It's like I don't know you anymore.

Look again 🅱️aggot.

(deviantArt was surprisingly sparse but Fur Affinity had more, though most of them would get me banned)

COOM-TIER

They'd also question why it's so sticky.

Nah, I have a secret floorboard just for that

This made me legitimately wonder about this scenario, and it made me remember a weird story… not necessarily an interesting story, but it is somewhat related to this. And it is a short one too, so, might as well.

So, years ago, my dad had just arrived from work. I forgot if there was anything to prompt him to say this, but… he commented on how he discovered the existence of Simpsons porn via a porn image of Marge Simpson. Like… just like that. He sounded very surprised that such a thing existed too, and I believe he was particularly impressed at the size of Marge's boobs on it. He had that typical smile that adults have that resemble that of teenagers when saying "penis" for the first time in public. Yep, it was pretty awkward, as you can guess. Luckily, it was also short. Just the mention of it for a minute or so. To this day, I wonder how he found that image in the first place, but knowing him, I bet it was a pop-up ad with malware in it that I have no doubt he clicked on.

Based on this experience, I feel like me having a Switch game with that box art would simply not register on my parents' brains as anything lewd or weird, which is a good reminder of how our view of things can be severely warped by internet culture compared to those who are not terminally online.

Is it bad I thought that it was a NeoPet up until I read this thread?

I may be a degenerate low key furry but I would never fap to whatever the hell that thing is.