OMG guize [snorts] didjoo know Diives uploaded more boobiesh to hish shite? [applies nose drops] I can't wait to maximish the gif to more effectively…heheheh…arouse…my wiener.
…What? What the fyuck didjoo shay? If I heardjoo correcktly, didjoo jusht inshult the majeshty of Diives? [pushes up glasses] I'll have you know that dyoo too pixelashon in photoshop and the many contours of Lord Diives'sh brush strokes [snorts], the probability of each Diives fash being shimilar ish 41.28% at besht! The boobiesh on the other hand can vary anywhere between D cup and J cup depending on Diivesh mood. [breathes heavily] What dooya think of that, shkeptic? Proode?
[Alarm]
HOLD THA FFONE. I have jusht resheived reports that Diives hash jusht uploaded the nudy vershon of the shame gif I jusht shaw! All you have to do ish pay money to hish Patreon, blesshed be the holy shite. I of coursh have been a loyal donator for over a year! Dammit all, I don't think my deshk can take much more humping. MAM! MAM! I NEED A NEW DESHK!