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what is the wage of sin? reputation? downvotes? no, it's dignity. Amputate ones dignity and they are left as a husk of their former selves, a repugnant shadow of a human being who cares only about themselves, a boogeyman amongst the hearts of hardened users on this site. Otherwise known as the Voyeur.

the Voyeur looks upon the bosom and thinks 'Yes, this is good content'. The Voyeur cares not about the well being of the site, the Voyeur cares not about the advertisers, the Voyeur cares not about the politics of the world, the Voyeur care only about the booru, and would rather sow the seeds of lust and theft upon the site than contribute useful content. The Voyeur would rather pay the price of silence to lust uninterrupted. And the price of silence is atrophy, ignorance and succumbing to genetics.
Genetics, the timeless and invisible hand that guides the unfortunate to ruin, our former ally in times pass and now our enemy within. In years past the gene helped us compete amongst each other, pitted us against the laws of nature when we were young and vulnerable, all in the name of love, bloodlust and the need for more when we already have enough. It's the human curse to ascend beyond fighting in the mud and to still be conscience of our past selves

Say to yourself the following to yourself out loud:
'I will never want more than needed, greed is tyranny.'
'I will never love something again, love is an illusion.'
'I will never experience anger again, anger is obsolete.'
'I will incur and endure the wrath of my instincts.'

Now repeat these phrases, over and over again as you wake up everyday

'I will never want more than needed, greed is tyranny, I will never love something again, love is an illusion, I will never experience anger again, anger is obsolete, I will incur and endure the wrath of my instincts, I will never want more than needed, greed is tyranny, I will never love something again, love is an illusion, I will never experience anger again, anger is obsolete, I will incur and endure the wrath of my instincts, I will never want more than needed, greed is tyranny, I will never love something again, love is an illusion, I will never experience anger again, anger is obsolete, I will incur and endure the wrath of my instincts, I will never want more than needed, greed is tyranny, I will never love something again, love is an illusion, I will never experience anger again, anger is obsolete, I will incur and endure the wrath of my instincts.'

ad infinitum

we are our own worst enemies, it is the moral duty of every person on this site to take their destiny in their own hands and away from from the ravenous claws of our past selves, to become God rather than suffer in a world without one. Rise, KYM, rise, because paradise cannot exist until we're ready for it to exist

smooch the pooch

this is no longer a lesson, for every word i speak you already know
you've fallen for their ploy and to the lowest bottom, you've succumbed to your baseline urges and have betrayed not only yourself, but our progenitors as well. for every nut busted you've thrown yourself deeper and deeper into the abyssal fissure that is the Ultimate scam.
You post here everyday weeping in despair over the state of the world, wondering how such things could happen when you and your peers have been oh so rational in the comfort of your own seats.
gaze upon your hand and despair over the spent seeds of life, and prepare for action, for your opportunity for redemption has come. now is the time for action, to rise above your shackles and transcend. You will know what to do next, but do not be afraid, for even in death we'll ascend

do not fail us, lest ye be abandoned again

OwO

"Is that an artichoke in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

i am an artichoke in more ways than one, the bitter and redundant copy of lies and faux nutrition speaks to me on the spiritual and cellular level, this tall green tower stands above its peers with a fatal diagnosis of protagonists syndrome, believing itself to be just as relevant as another other crop, for it has set its bud against this farm for evil

come the fat cow and watch it vore the plant, because what value does one lost seed have in an apocalypse of the greens. but check this shit out, what you don't know is that when you run from fate, it striketh twice over

open your third eye, the sky will touch the stalk and nothing will remain on the ground, plants will inherit the earth and KYM will still have nintendo on the frontpage, it's the natural order of things