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a brazilian

Hehe, Uruguay. Got'em.

Oh, I thought it was going to be a joke about how Venezuelans don't have electricity. Or medicine. Or food.

Well I'm sure that Venezuelans would like Chile if they were ever given the choice to have some.

if there's one thing they do have it's an absurd crime rate

this made me cry in disappointment

How many Democrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two.
One to screw in the lightbulb and one to blame Russians for the original bulb burning out.

Two, the hard part is getting them in there.

None of them can, they never seen a lightbulb before

How many Brazilians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian.