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"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

— wint (@dril) November 11, 2011

Bitch where's my goddamn damn femboi benis.

can you get any more bland than porn?
wooow you're giving us boners, how could you, you sure showed us alright.

i see those spam ads that challange me not to cum while i play their game and i do in the first few minutes. can you imagine being told not to die in super mario world and the first thing the game does is drop you in a pit. its bad game design.

Definition of "Insanity": OP

I have one thing, and only ONE thing to say about this porn spammer who recently DM'd Felix Argyle porn to me and probably a lot of other users…

If you ever find yourself in a situation where you make a post demanding to be an admin in exchange for the promise of not spamming a website, something has gone horribly wrong.

What are you offering once you become an admin? Making someone a mod or admin is easy, but what is in it for us? Will you open a mod patreon, editable comments, finance an airplane ticket to spain or sweden so I can visit zed <3 or stoffe (no homo)?

Make the deal meatier.

Upload more vore and I'll consider it

Mods I dare you to do it just for the fuck of it.

"ever had sakan b4?"

Post more yuri images and i'll unban you.

I know right, the Doki Doki Literature Club gallery has too much Monicka.

If you’re going to post porn than post better shit op, you faggot

You dun goofed, OP. You could have become infamous, in the same echelon as Epic Wyn or Arcanine, but you waited until after you were banned to wig out. Now, you're forgotten. Known only as the "porn spammer." Doomed to join the Korean, penis enhancement, and prostitution spam in mediocrity and, eventually, fade into the ether as a small footnote while new users/mods do it correctly and garner their infamy before getting banned.

those two are the past, buried and forgotten only for a whiff of their fart to float in
this is the age of the porn poster, take a whiff of the stench of pure sex and nut, although considering KYMs userbase this place probably would reek of masturbation already now wouldn’t it?

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Um, I'm sorry, posting porn?
POSTING PORN?
Is that your "A" game?
Is that your magnum opus?
Is that your grand slam with a side of harsh browns?
These fucking generation-z normies nowadays I sware.

you can't even post porn properly so what makes you think you got the gusto to be an admin?

to the ranch! ;;)

To be fair, have you tried to pee with a boner? It's a pretty hard thing to do, ok?

i remember a guy in middle school who thought pissing in a woman was the way to have a kid

they also made a hit-list with all of the teacher he hated and was the second kid to have stabbed me with a pencil that i got into a fight with

Make me an admin and I'll repeal the no porn rule and add "lewd moderator" as a new position to make sure only high quality porn is on the site.

Hmm seems like someone doesn't like what has been said. Seems like a nerve has been struck.

What kind of wuss gets their panties in a twist while trying to offend people by posting porn?

If this is the kind of constitution our delusional pal has, then i don't thinks he's quite up to snuff for the position of mod. Next.

what are u talking about?