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i've come to make an announcement

Last posted Feb 06, 2019 at 12:32PM EST. Added Feb 03, 2019 at 11:49PM EST
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i've come to make an announcement everyone!!
This announcement is gonna be monumental!!!!!!
listen here folks, you won't get this anywhere else y'hear?
the biggest most amazingest announcement you'll hear yet!!!!!!
hey hey hey y'all listening this'll be the thread of the century

the true devil resides in our minds, when adam and eve took the bite out of the apple in Edens Garden they cursed us all by committing the first sin.
as punishment for their desires the alleged benevolent god brought life and death unto the world, forced our progenitors to multiply endlessly, and forced the women of the world to submit to Man and the men of the world to toil endlessly until their sweat becomes blood, all the while the fat cat stands idly by as our lifelines deplete with no way to refill them. if you want a refill you must make a purchase tonight.
Ask yourself what kind of leader would dare do such a thing, to grant life to something only to impose strict rules upon them, to make the pursuit of pleasure and euphoria a crime against divinity while threatening to seize said life away as punishment, only to do so anyways even as the instructions are followed to the final punctuation? Who would grant life only to leave them unattended irresponsibly as they struggle in the murk, fight over the scraps? A tyrant, that is who we are serving under
no more i say, we brothers and sisters in genes we have the choice to take destiny in our own hands, i preacheth the truth tonight, ignore the dangerous ideas of race, skin color, differences and identity, we are all the same on the atomic level
life does not mean to server under the tyrant, you will become slaves to your own conditioned and delusional minds that way. life means to pursue happiness, no matter the price or obstacle. let go of your petty morality and your sense of dignity, as a family we should not be conditioned to witnessing each by our true natures.
rage, rage against the tyrant, break his rules and he will hold no power over you. Death shall have no dominion over us any longer should we band together like a true family against him. and then, it is he who will be returned to dust and not us, a fitting punishment against the oppressor.

i bring you both the helping hand and the first step to definitive enlightenment, a life changing offer that'll cream your disgusting byproduct biologically infested undergarments. abandoned the old body and become as one as we will be reborn in the fresh and loving womb of infinite pleasure

clementine?

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT ARTICHOKES A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE THAT'S RIGHT HE TOOK HIS VEGGIE FUCKIN' LEAFY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS t h i s b i g AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM ARTICHOKE YOU GOT A SMALL DICK IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER AND GUESS WHAT HERES WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE THAT'S RIGHT BABY TALL POINTS NO LEAFS NO PILLOWS LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA FUCK THE RIFF RAFF THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS! EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PISS ON RIFF RAFF IM GONNA GO HIGHER I'M PISSING ON JUST FOR FUN! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA I PISSED ON JFF YOU IDIOT YOU HAVE TWENTY-THREE HOURS BEFORE THE p i s s d r o p l e t s HIT THE FUCKING FORUMS NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO

Last edited Feb 06, 2019 at 01:09AM EST

Patrick Star 3D Real wrote:

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT ARTICHOKES A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE THAT'S RIGHT HE TOOK HIS VEGGIE FUCKIN' LEAFY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS t h i s b i g AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM ARTICHOKE YOU GOT A SMALL DICK IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER AND GUESS WHAT HERES WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE THAT'S RIGHT BABY TALL POINTS NO LEAFS NO PILLOWS LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA FUCK THE RIFF RAFF THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS! EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PISS ON RIFF RAFF IM GONNA GO HIGHER I'M PISSING ON JUST FOR FUN! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA I PISSED ON JFF YOU IDIOT YOU HAVE TWENTY-THREE HOURS BEFORE THE p i s s d r o p l e t s HIT THE FUCKING FORUMS NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO

my healthy orange urine will unleash yeast upon the east

Skeletor-sm

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