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Sometimes I slather my pineapples in 5W-30 motor oil whilst naked and perform vigorous calisthenic thrusts to propel them at the Pentagon, Silicon Valley, the Kremlin, In-N-Out, and your mom. Most often, you see, it is done nightly. However on select occasions, the provolone meter reaches critial levels and something must be done. The pineapples are ripe, so understandably the elderly and immunocompromised ought to be notified. Allergens to 5W-30 and similar oils and lubricants are to be left unacknowledged, notwithstanding the need for vitamins A through K. Thank you.

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This was just typical bus ride dialogue from 7 years ago.