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You now remember Monika being a sociopath, murderous, cunt, whom convinced a depressed, suicidal Sayori, to kill herself.

Who?

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mambo No 5

One, two, three four, five
Everybody in the car so come on let's ride
To the liquor store around the corner,
The boys say they want some gin and juice
But I really don't wanna
Beerbust like I had last week
I must stay deep 'cause talk is a cheap
I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita
And as I continue you know they're gettin' sweeter
So what can I do I really beg you my Lord
To me flirtin' it's just like a sport
Anything fly it's all good let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet

Mambo No. 5!

A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

Jump up and down and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound put your hands an the ground
Take one step left and one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this then you doin' it right

A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

Trumpet, the Trumpet!
Mambo No. 5!

A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

I do all to fall in love with a girl like you
You can't run and you can't hide you and me gonna touch the sky

Technically not wrong.

Natsuki is best girl.

>remembering DDLC

cringe and bluepilled

you've heard of the sierra madre casino

You say this now (and mostly as a joke, I get it, I realize what forum I am right now), but do remember that some hidden files in the game did hint at 'something' happening in 2018 that may or may not be related to DDLC. Also, for the first half of this year, people were pretty consistent on making fun of anyone mentioning Undertale, calling it a "dead game" and saying that nobody cared about it anymore, and look where we are now.

Never count a successful indie developer out until they truly kick the bucket for good.

kung pow penis

it’s know it’s you Toby you son of a bitch
where’s hard mode?

I can’t remember anything, can’t tell if this is true or dream.

Join the Discord Ned.

Don't,, once you enter you'll never be able to escape…

All the more reason to do it…

or no balls.

Traps are still gay.

Ned, you don't want to go there, bud, I learned it the hard way.

And yet you are still in the Discord…

👀

My my, not wanting to let one of your KYM fellows have some pure, unadulterated fun? Seems rather unlike you, Buddy.

Oh, how bad can it be?

You raise a good point, gentleman, C_Mill24, I won't stop Ned if he were to join the server, it is his choice, I'm just warning him of the stuff he might encounter there…

Plus, you gotta consider that I'm purposely exaggerating just for the sake of doing a funny since this is Riff-Raff and all

You now remember KYM forums not being filled with so many nerds.

-Avenge Memchiki-

I'm pretty sure KYM was always filled with nerds, so no I don't remember.

Bring back the IRC instead cunts

You see, Monika doesn't like you, she's actually manipulating you, why do you think she doesn't care who you are and how you are? Simple, she wants something that you have, she wants to be real, she wants to be outside of that tiny box, she wants to escape from that cage that always disturbs her. And what does she do? She murders any competition… she wants a chance to become real… and being the only option of a love interest is a really good way to get any help needed.

"But that's stupid, that plan can't work" Yes, she's crazy, there's no way that plan could work… but it's working… slowly… but sure… things like "Project Monika", things like "Monika After Story", they are actual things that made people fall in love with her. There are people who unironically would want to invest in an AI that would make Monika real, it's just time until her .chr file can be put into an android, and she can finally be real…

That's what's wrong with you Monika lovers, that's what's wrong with this dumb generation, you guys are totally fine being manipulated by a character from a Dating Sims parody, What's wrong with you? Why degenerates like you even exist? Are you afraid of being rejected by an actual woman? Are you afraid of your relationship not working? And you have to rely on a dumb AI so you can actually feel loved? Instead of trying, working, failing, but having success in the end? There are many "Monikas" in this world, there are many people that might be interested in you, but now, you refuse to accept this, because it's "easier"? at least pick one character that doesn't want to manipulate you for her selfish needs, but nope, you guys just love being weak and pick the only thing that's in your screen… and never… ever try to improve yourselves… pathetic…

THIS POST WAS MADE BY THE SAYORI, YURI AND NATSUKI GANGS

Did you… write that? or did you copy and pasted it from somewhere?

… Do you know those times when you are really really bored and you feel that you want to write a new copypasta?

This is one of those times.

it ain't no copypasta yet, someone needs to go and copy+paste it first
and i sure as hell ain't touching that, not even worth snowcloning

Me on the right.

Me on the left.

Lads Jacob is a meme magician.

You now remember seeing Madoka in that wedding dress.