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I am proud to say that I have done my civic duty and voted for the exact opposite of everything that was ever presented to me in any and all campaign adverts. Golly gee! All those teary-eyed people who told me only my vote can save the world sure will be disappointed to learn that I just voted "yes" to drowning the land in an eternity of flesh-devouring darkness on State Question 666!

I'M A CONSERVATIVE DAMN IT

How it feels not to be American right now:

Well, I, uh, voted too, so where's my street cred?

>tfw you grabbed the last butterscotch dum dum from the candy bowl so some bratty child couldn't get it
I'm just doing my part to disillusion America's youth at the voter booth.

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