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arson charges

Hope they don't find out it was us..

it was me

I have a theory of infinite wealth (albeit in fish). First you must travel back to the cavemen age – where men have more hair than skin and women inhabit the caves for most of their lives – and introduce the concept of fire. It's not arson if you set the entire forest on fire. In fact, they'd applaud you and knock a woman out for you for later. Your fire will burn deep into history and they'll smack rocks in your memory. You will start the fire. You did start the fire. That was you.