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Title kinda says it all.

As an example, I made my own Discord server recently to invite a bunch of my friends to talk and hang out and get to know each other. I decided I would make some channels for lewd content, but I wanted to set them up a little differently, since I was going to invite friends with no interest in porn at all, and friends who just like plain vanilla porn and have a distaste for fetishes. To do this, i made the channels special access with a role. I named vanilla posters "fucked up" and fetish posters "super fucked up", but on top of that, I named the vanilla channel "mild bobby sauce" and the fetish channel "spongy tangy sauce." I dunno why, I'm just kinda proud of that TBH.

My extensive knowledge of internet memes.

i once got a man on the street to say updog as i was passing by

i still think of it to this day and chuckle to myself

My extensive knowledge of mass shootings, especially Columbine and the University of Texas at Austin shooting.

How many times a day I am able to masturbate.

That my knowledge of some games I played in my younger years is so engraved into my memory that some of them I can almost speedrun. Resident Evil remake on the Gamecube being a good example, I can do a single sitting no death and no save run for both Chris and Jill with little problem.

Getting interviewed by the New York Times!

Uh… please elaborate?

I've memorized the entirety of Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones word for word. It's a curse.

Similar thing, but for the SpongeBob movie. In fact, sometimes I recite it in my head when I'm bored.

I've managed to fuck up just enough in life to get a free trip to Japan. Nice.

I'm not proud of that much stuff about me, tbh.

I guess there's the fact that I know both English and Spanish, and I'm currently learning German. That's kind of cool, especially when the rest of my family is not as fluent in English.

I hadn't studied as well as I should have for this one midterm, and I thought I did badly. The class average for the midterm ended up being 56% and I was ecstatic because I got a 58%.

Proud of getting (+1's) on the internet for anything on any web site for any reason from anyone I'll never actually meet IRL.

Don't tell anybody this but I make a mean pizza base.

not ever touching my weewee with intentions