Ok, so yesterday I was in school. I felt a violent diarrhoea trying to come out of my butthole. So I rushed to a bathroom next to me and took a poopoo. And that's when it happened. The toilet water RAPED ME!!! OUT OF NOWHERE, IT STARTED TO RAPE ME! Btw I'm only 11 so this makes it even worse! I started to cry because this has never happened to me! My friend asked: "What's going on?" So I answered while sobbing: "THE TOILET WATER RAPED ME!" My friend started laughing like it was a joke and responded with "Pffft! Nice joke, Jacob" and walked away. I was absolutely shocked. Luckily I had my phone with me because I was watching My Little Pony, so I called 911. The Operator asked: "Hello, what is your emergency?" I responded with: "THE TOILET WATER RAPED ME, PLEASE HELP!" And they just HUNG UP, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! EVEN THEY THINK IT WAS A JOKE! So I was sitting there, defeated, while the toilet water continued to rape me when I was making a poopie. When it finally ended, I wiped my poopie butt, flushed the nasty toilet water away and walked to class. It was my most shocking day ever
If this has ever happened to you, then please call 911 and don't keep your story to yourself! There are millions of people getting raped by toilet water, and we should be doing something about it RIGHT NOW!
