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How come there has never been a school shooting in Hogwarts? You can't tell me that all of the students there are oblivious to Avada Kedavra spell until fourth grade. Teachers seem not to care too much about students getting bullied either as seen with Harry and Malfoy. In fact you could say pedagogy dept there seems to be lying in mud face down. Hogwarts is a perfect place to spawn school shooters!

because unlike those filthy muggles, wizards are civilized so no barbaric outbursts of violence occur. killing each other off to extinction is a fitting fate for those animals

The final book featured an angry blood supremacist ex-student returning with the express intent of doing harm to people he doesn't like because of his virginal rage.

There might not have been a gun, but it kind of was a similar event.

I would say it was more of a government sanctioned terrorist attack, since he brought a group of fanatics along

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I was about to query the government part of what you just said, but Voldemort did actually take over the Ministry, didn't he?

Damn, that cracker scary.

Eurocucks don't have school shootings, that's America's pastime. They've tried to steal it, but they can't have it. They can have joke policing and acid attacks.

Not to mention knife attacks and one-punch deaths. Gotta ban knives!

From what I heard didn't they have assault wands when that angry ex-student came back? Those assault wands are deadly weapons that should be put under regulation.