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I heard it's the election season in America! Hey, AmeriKKKans! I have a great suggestion for y'all 😎😎😎😎😎😎

Consider this: America is a very ideologically divided country. Like daddy Lincoln once said: a house divided against itself cannot stand 🔫🔫🔫👿😞

Imagine the disappointment of a person from a blue state when republicans win:
"omg now I won't be able to chop off my 1 year old trans daughter's dick" 😠😠😠

Similarly, think how a person from a red state feels when democrats win:
"maaan, mandatory interracial homosexuality sucks, I just wanna go back to my wife" 😢😢😢

Now imagine if every state…… just became its own country!!! Now every republican state can have a republican president forever, and so does ever demoncrat state!

And you know what the best thing is? You won't need your huge military anymore! Which means you can disband it, and save a TON of money! If ur a demonRAT, just imagine how many people of """color""" you could feed 🙋🏿🙋🏿🙋🏾🙋🏾, and how many dicks you could chop off! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 Wouldn't that be cuckin awesome?? Former blue states could even compete which one is the most progressive one! Annual Progressivism Olympics!

Now I know that in every trve republican's brave heart there's an insatiable need for bombing innocent brown people and protecting based Jewish and Saudi allies. 💣💣💣 You would think that would be more complicated without having a massive military, right? But actually!.. Oops, yeah, that's right, fuck you. I guess you could get back to fucking up latin America. Or perhaps it's too stronk for you now :^)

P.S. Death to America desu God bless the ex-USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Omg, can someone chop my dick off already, google keeps offering me sexy female clothes, it's unbearable, curse you brin, you evil globalist jews manage to ruin even my internet surfing experience.

What did he mean by this

Jus kiddin, ignore the sadcringe bois and """"""""""""""girls""""""""""""", I've loved America ever since I was a little kid. Always wanted to come to Hollywood. Always wanted to make it in the neighborhood. Unfortunately I had a thicc (but very pleasant) accent back then. Now it occurs to me that I could have starred in some Academy AwardⒸ winning kino, like, how about a love story about the love between a 46 year old illegal Mexican immigrant and his 12 year old eastern european lover, and the bigoted society that doesn't understand them? But I was dumber back then and didn't think of all the possibilities.

Anyway, when I actually got to Hollywood (now without my thicc but pleasant accent) I didn't like it at all. Tell me KYM, which US state is the best? I can't really function properly if it gets hotter than about 25 degrees Celsius (77 in burgerunits). Also I don't wanna get killed or called names for wearing a MAGA hat like a BASED MAGAPEDE that I am.

I swear I'll have an American flag raised at all times and I will teach my kids the value of the Cuckstitution and gay marriage, and tell them who our greatest ally is. Also we'll pray to God every night that He may in His mercy wipe Iran and Russia from the face of the earth. Amen.

you are now one of US

That's not an offer, that's advice.

Let's kidnap OP and make him take hormone replacement pills.

Let's kidnap op and make his skin into lampshades.

I mean wtf is this shit:

I never even look at women's clothes outside of incognito mode! How do these jews know? Or maybe it has nothing to do with me and everything to do with KYM being so fucking gay, so they just put these ads automatically? Seriously, are normal hetero people like me a minority here?

Though tbh it also offers me Male Sexual Vitality from time to time, as if an alpha Čad like me would ever need shit like that:

Anyway, this thread is not about ads, it's about politics and America. Pls no more derails or I'll have Particle Mare suspend you.

Let’s kidnap op and make his skin into lampshades.

wtf, why would you do that, I'm not even jewish, you can make lampshades out of Chewybunny instead

Be my cocksleeve GF (Male).