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Greetings, fellow homo-sapiens inside thy wireless communication hub stored within a digital server known as 'Know Your Meme'. I am here to ask thy statement to Riff Raff:

How doth thy sleep?

I've been pondering the very fabrication of thy creation known as a 'bed'. This invention is new to my village, and I was wondering where I could purchase a supplement of 'bed'. I've heard that this 'bed' is a magical entity, and it posses the power that defines thy shape so thy person can sleep without stress.

I will trade all my specimen of chicken for one 'bed'. And I will do so gracefully, with no remorse.

idk wtf dat mean fam but sure

dost thou know that the floor that you walk on throughout your day to day life doubles as a bed itself? Grab thyneself a thick wooly coat and something that can be used as a headrest, or a "pillow" as my village calls it, and shut thyne eyelids. It also helps to have soothing sounds play in the distance to ensure maximum sleeping efficiency my good lad. the so called witchcraft that comes from a bed is all but myth, the same effect can come from the very floor! Save your specimen chickens for a more competent invention that'll come down the line in the nearest moon