Between penisgate, bendgate, and 7 billion other different gates (including some which I am afraid mentioning, even ironically, lest I accidentally start a flame war) it is clear that all these conspiracies are a conspiracy. We need to follow the money, and go DEEP and grab this issue by the THROAT! So… anyone got any leads? I've narrowed it down to the Illuminati, the sneeple, and ancient aliens.
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True story: there was once literally a Gategate.
Even the most obvious attempt to mock it has already been used up.
Roy G. Biv
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Oh wow. I guess it didn't occur to me that it could be that bad. Thanks for the info! I guess it will have to be pangate (pan meaning all, as in pantheism and pansexuality) or something, though I'm wondering if that exists too… It's practically the new rule 34 at this point. That is, if you can think of it, there's probably a -gate of it.
Emperor Palpitoad
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This is now this thread's official gategate
I'm starting a GateGateGate now,
Now an official anime.