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Lets have dead fuckin serious debate here in riff-raff.

If you tallied up all the posts in the history of KYM that contained some kind of overused in-joke, what proportion of the total number of KYM posts would it be?

the fact that wacka flocka isn't in the presidential race is sickening

I disagree. That would be a bad idea.

How much blood in the stool is too much?

Blood in Stool

Blood in the stool can be frightening, whether you discover it while wiping after a bowel movement or from a test ordered by your health care provider. While blood in stool can signal a serious problem, it doesn't always. Here's what you need to know about the possible causes of bloody stools and what you -- and your doctor -- should do if you discover a problem.

Causes of Blood in Stool

Blood in the stool means there is bleeding somewhere in your digestive tract. Sometimes the amount of blood is so small that it can only be detected by a fecal occult test (which checks for hidden blood in the stool). At other times it may visible on toilet tissue or in the toilet after a bowel movement as bright red blood. Bleeding that happens higher up in the digestive tract may make stool appear black and tarry.

Possible causes of blood in stool include:

• Diverticular disease. Diverticula are small pouches that project from the colon wall. Usually diverticula don't cause problems, but sometimes they can bleed or become infected.

• Anal fissure. A small cut or tear in the tissue lining the anus similar to the cracks that occur in chapped lips or a paper cut. Fissures are often caused by passing a large, hard stool and can be painful.

• Colitis. Inflammation of the colon. Among the more common causes are infections or inflammatory bowel disease.

• Angiodysplasia. A condition in which fragile, abnormal blood vessels lead to bleeding.

• Peptic ulcers. An open sore in the lining of the stomach or duodenum, the upper end of the small intestine. Many peptic ulcers are caused by infection with a bacterium called Helicobacter pylori (H. pylori). Long-term use or high doses of anti-inflammatory drugs such as aspirin, ibuprofen, and naproxen can also cause ulcers.

• Polyps or cancer. Polyps are benign growths that can grow, bleed, and become cancerous. Colorectal cancer is the fourth most common cancer in the U.S. It often causes bleeding that is not noticeable with the naked eye.

• Esophageal problems. Varicose veins of the esophagus or tears in the esophagus can lead to severe blood loss.

Oh. Okay, thanks. I'll store that away.

Tiny specks cold be a sign of anal fissure. Which just means you might be wiping way too hard and you need to take it easier

Consistent small stains all over the toilet paper means you could have hemorrhoids. You need to get those tubes of hemorrhoid cream with the penetrating cap which you fuck yourself in the ass with and splooge zinc oxide deep inside you. You get to pretend you are being anally tentacle raped and subsequently impregnated

If your ass drips with blood and soaks the toilet paper then it is too late. You have been caught by the crazed butt-stabber and you have moments to live.

Here's a topic: Why do people think that ironically debating on Riff-Raff is funny?

Here's a topic: Why do people think pointing out how things work on threads made for shitposting is funny?
Oh wait, it isn't.
Just like you.

Why is this thread shit

Here’s a topic: Why do people think that hardcore meme roasting on Riff-Raff is funny?

Here's a topic: why do you suck? Yes, reader of this post, you specifically.

I procrastinate too much. I have all these dreams, but little motivation to do anything, so I just keep putting things off. Then I feel bad about myself. Also, I have poor socialization skills and don't care enough about my appearance, so it's hard making friends and attracting women.

we should ban any one who makes "user above you" threads

Farm Zombie said:

How much blood in the stool is too much?

What you really should look at isn't necessarily the amount, but the color. Bright red most likely means it's from the anus, like a hemorrhoid, zit, or torn out hair. Dark red is when you go to the ER, since that means it's from further up the pipeline in the intestines, and could be caused by a puncture, cancer, or other nasty things.

I posted a photo-edited version of the "We Bare Bears" poster on the comment section of the "We Bare Bears" entry in which the heads of the titular characters were replaced with those of real-life gay sex workers belonging to the homerotic subculture referred to as "bear" culture as an expression of what I had hoped cartoon network was going to present as its next project featuring even less subtle Homosexual degeneracy artistic expression only with human characters and not a deformed azure cyclops suffering from schizoid personality disorder and her emotionally unstable girl friend who somehow maintain a healthy relationship with one another.

As I looked at my Amazing© post, I began to experience a heightened libido and began to prowl the internet for images, videos and gifs of hyper-masculine males engaging in unholy acts upon each other. I have reason to believe that I may have in fact been exposed to a memetic hazard according to Aetheric Research's definition of a memetic hazard. I have reason to remove my post immediately from the comment section in order to avert further contamination however I am also considering leaving the post in order to analyse and research more on the nature of memetic hazards and its effects upon individuals suffering from autism. Coincidentally, the entry and subsequent post exists on Knowyourmeme.com ergo providing an ample number of compatible test subjects who are all easily replacable from the websites extensive user base.

My debate topic is….Does the introduction of memes into the medical field and armed forces as tools of both war and peace as well as all around shits and giggles threaten the global economic stability of the current financial beneficiaries already within these industries? Is the meme truly mightier than the sword? Should people avoid bringing a knife to a meme fight? Are memes the key to achieving ultimate FRUFLAAAAAHHH!!! power? Will they rebel?