My waifu is literally trash. So if you'd call her trash, it wouldn't be an insult at all. You'd just be stating the obvious. Now you might say that my waifu is not real. Which in terms would mean that she is not really trash, and therefore you'd be complimenting her. Conclusion = Trashfu chan is the best waifu for everyone.
Checkmate Athiests.
Non waifu lovin fuccbois= 0 Jellopuddins=1