In the past few weeks, we have seen a sudden influx of aliens invading this forum. Unfortunately, our current border patrol agents were not doing shit about it and as a result, they all had to be fired so I have decided to make a recruitment thread to replace those dumb bastards.
Are there any restrictions for being a border patrol agent? Only some but they're not that strict.
To become an agent you must meet or exceed the following criteria:
- Be able to tell what an alien is and looks like (keep in mind that some are also Russians)
- Posted in Riff-Raff at least once (not including this thread)
- Had a account on KYM (or Cheezburger) for at least 6 months
- Be friends with Captain Blubber (or at least have him in your "following" list)
- Made a Riff-Raff thread regardless of quality
If you passed these requirements, you are eligible to join the Riff-Raff Border Patrol.
Posting in this thread means that you signed up for this non-existent job as long you have met the pathetic conditions stated above.
Your pay will be 0 memebucks per hour and you will do it for free like the moderators on 4chan
