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and you know why? ponies, fucking ponies again man, i go to take my morning coffee and the first thing i see is a pony image frontpaged right outside my gardens, its like these bronies just dont stop.

shit tier ass entries are being FRONTPAGED and FAVORITED on my save haven that is KYM.

look at this shit tier entry

where is the drama? where is the intricate storyline? where is the detailed background dating from the dawn of civilization? where is the PASSION, have we lost our way? is this what is a meme these days?

and look at this one

rainbow dash? i never seen rainbow dash on the cover of the rolling stones or a rating on pitchfork, so why should i take seriously whatever she has to say about STYLE?

i bet if i tried making an entry about the beautiful dress taylor swift was wearing yesterday I WOULD LITERALLY GET INSTABANNED FROM THE SITE, but these bronies can make 100 entries about their dakimakuras and nobody gives a crap

honestly, this is all the admins fault, is it just a coincidence i've seen them on pony conventions? wearing pony ears and pony toys? it is true i got the proof (that i will only show once a ransom of 1 billion dollars has been met) this is just one BIG conspiracy who already in the past tried censoring EXQUISITE memes like gamergate and trans pacific partnership who are honestly in all ways better, the show has been literally dead for 2 YEARS, 2 YEARS, WHERE ARE THESE ENTRIES COMING FROM? i heard very loud and clear from that one thread in /b/ that bronies simply ceased to exist, is it necromancy? or more.

TL;DR discuss why admins literally hate me and ppl who dont like bronies and instead make dumb entries

I blame Particle Mare and her horsedick fetish.

Ok, now being serious, this is a iniciative to make entries for things that, due a more restrictive entry policy back then, couldn’t be made some years ago or were rejected. For that reason some entries that were deadpooled some years ago now have been researched back or even confirmed. I can understand your dislike for it, but this is more than “entry spam” or some kind of evil conspiracy to flood the site with ponies again.

I blame the iRC.

[beats you for your lunch money]

and i hope i never see you talking shit again boy

Twisty is the only person i like and that should run this site

holy BEEF guys i am sick and tired of everyone on this site

first off: ponies are gay and dumb and for queers and i hate all of them more then i hate my mom when she won't get me doritos (fuck u mom i need to play LOL and i need doritos to FUEL me!!!)

secondly ponies were popular in like what, 2010??? 2015 is today and everyone god DANGIT knows that bronies aren't cool anymore and they should crawl back into their holes

we should remove all bronie moderators because they are all biased dumb fricking feminasts and they should go to heck!!! i send sonic the hedgehog on you to beat u up hah take that loser

Fucking goddam bronehorsefags trying to take over my pro GG safehaven. If it the admins werent brones then MLP would have been deleted from the site because this is know your gamergate, not know your pony

Brones are just butthurt that MLP is from 2012 and thus not a meme so they have that particle slut front page every single brone thing

But it's a conspiracy to make mlp look active when it's actually deieiing. Cuz mods are brones and anti GG

I have proof that mlp is deieiing . Just look at Google trends for mlp. There, I dare any butthurt brone to try and disprove me because I care that much about brones in 2015 and I'm not the one who's butthurt I swear! Shut up! I fite u.

This site isn't going to garbage.
It already is garbage.

I thought it was intended OP, KYM got sold to the local waste factory.

Twisty, you fuck, I know what you're doing. You're chumming the water to attract the little rage fishies with which to feed your god and master, Particle Mare. Knock it off, she's already glutted herself on Randomman's butthurt from losing the internet popularity contest, she doesn't need to be fed anymore.

For everyone else getting annoyed by PM's pony entries, just remember…

I think I know why these entries are popping up. Particle Mare has been chosen as Don's apprentice and she his testing out her new memeing powers. Soon when Don retires, Mare shall be the new admin and a glorious age of pone shall be upon Know Your Meme

→glorious age
→glorious

hooo boy i em laffin

Another excellent meme arrow good sir.

Thanks bro. I worked very hard on it

EDIT:

Thanks for the reddit gold guys :-)

The memesite slowly rots into a malignant tumor,
Memeing no memes for the future of the world
In wake of a pony shitstorm entries rise from the deadpooled and decomposing fields of shitposting
Their memes and entries mutated and disfigured,
Still memeing through their forced memes.
They limp and crawl across the ruins they once claimed on a leisurely ongoing march.
Their meme still burns, the meme deadpools
And embers into the dimming air.

HORSE PUSSY
HORSE PUSSY
WE
LOVE
YOU

WHAT'S NEW HORSE PUSSY?

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOAWHOA

I am now taking suggestions for my next pony entry.

pls

Lurk for community artist. Fuck them other artists, THIS is real art.

Diasweetes

►Meme arrows

Since you asked, some of theis are kinda minor but…

Rarity vs Crab

That was a terrible surprise

(Golden) Ticket

Browser poinies

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OH LOOK A PONY NOW YOUR DAY IS RUINED

Sea Pony Lyra

AppleJack is background pony

Some of the more popular background ones with fan personalities likely deserve entries more than the canon ones TBH (Octavia, Lyra Heartstrings, Colgate/Minuette come to mind first) though most of them are kinda covered under the My Little Pony Character Fandom already. Personalities were largely created by fans which seems to fit better under vial spread than just "MLP is popular so the ponies in it are popular"

We should banish all jews and furries from this site. It’s the only way we’ll improve.