So one day spongbob wuz walk dun stret wen ninjers came on him!!!1 GO AWAI FUCKN NINJERS nd den sonik punh ninjers in feces n dey leev. so sponmgbob sed tanks sonick and they wer frends. meen wile, at nenjer king house…
Continue the story, and give it your worst shot.
And I mean so bad your mother would be ashamed to call you their birth.
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The Ninja King was getting a blowjob by his waifu, Dio Brando. Dio then took a hammer and smashed his teeth. He took some of the teeth that had been broken from the hammer and proceeded to shove them into the Ninja King's urethra.
Is that good enough?
Lurker Boy wrote:
The Ninja King was getting a blowjob by his waifu, Dio Brando. Dio then took a hammer and smashed his teeth. He took some of the teeth that had been broken from the hammer and proceeded to shove them into the Ninja King's urethra.
Is that good enough?
That was beautiful…
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Chapter 1 “ZE CHOPAA”
“WAKE UP” yelled Dudley as he jumped on harry (effectively breaking ALL his ribs). Dudley ran out as he heard his mother yell “FOODS READY!!” Harry got up and walked out of his room as he called up his old friend “Johnny Gat” roughly 15 seconds later he saw a helicopter bursting into the house. Johnny fell out of the helicopter and he pulled out his AK-46 (hes quite the hipster) The abusive Aunts And uncle walk up stairs yelling" YOU CAN CREATE CHOPPERS!" as they ran into the helicopter “looks like we don’t need to pay for vacation fees!” Johnny says to harry “don’t worry i know a friend who can help up”
Chapter 2 Bilbo’s (postponed) retirement:
After Bilbo did amazing things. Bilbo made some tea as he looked at his ring as he got a phone call from Johnny “What do you want? I have told you many times i don’t want to help the saints after they stopped making my favorite Flavor or tea!”
“Its necessary meet me at Harry’s” Johnny said as he hung up on Bilbo
Bilbo was walking and he found a house in a swamp… “shreks?”
bilbo opened the door to see the horrific site of shadow and shrek
DEAR LORD!
“shadow im sorry, its ogre for now, bilbo needs you”
“damn” shadow said as he walked to bilbo
Chapter 3 “murder time fun time”
After Shadow and Bilbo got to Harry’s house Johnny had The Midget Mobile ready to be taken to His house
Bilbo asked shadow “why were you with shrek” “……” said shadow as he stared blankly down Bilbo’s eyes
Johnny yelled “NO THATS RED’S LINE YOU IDIOT” “NOW IM MAD”
Johnny yelled “THATS THE STOLEN HELI SHOOT IT”
shadow pulls his toilet gun and shoots
Johnny gets the final blow only to find out it WASNT the stolen chopper
The chopper crashes into Johnny’s pent house only to be served as a small plot device
*morgan freeman isnt in this book