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Hi after downloading Windows 10, the program slowly injected a virus via a USB drive into both of my parents, successfully very slowly and painfully killing them. Why Bill Gates and Windows as a whole would want to do this to poor Mary and Robert LaRue is unknown, but vengeance will be sorted. Anyone that has bought Windows 10 should be ashamed and will be sued along with Windows, for supporting this here violence. I am distraught since I will have to move to Iowa with gram-grams, who is also a heavy right wing conservative who hates the dumbocrats. Thanks, Windows.

Please issue me a refund for my parents, Bill Gates.

Does that make you MacMan? (I know bat doesn't rhyme with Mac, but it's close enough.)

Marvel's getting really lazy with these backstories.

I can relate to this.

Windows 10 is Skynet.

It will kill us all!

#BillGate

Just count to 10 and calm down

Cant even count to 2 part 2 he should be ashamed.

Bullshit, there's no Millennium Edition.

Oh wait, no one talks about that gigantic piece of shit he left in the toilet.

At least he made it to 3.
That's something Gaben is probably never going to accomplish in h- (shot)

It's funny how Bill Gates named a multi-billion dollar company after his dick.

all of your problems will be solved

Download Windows 10 they said. It would be free they said.