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I was trying to find my way home and I took a short cut through the graveyard into the alley way next to the house my parents told me not to go near in which old man finster killed himself which Chad and his friends want to explore on the badside of town where to clownkiller lives and the mayor is losing his job and he wants to protect the lake which is dying and the are reports of a psycho coming out after kids who say "'ayy lmao" 4 times in the mirror while holding garlic.

Where am I?

This is why you don't do drugs, kids

You are in crazy person land.

what

I can't tell you where you are, but I'm at yer mum's house.

You're on my land, sonny. Get goin' or I'll get meh rifle.

Wayward Pines, Idaho. The Happiest Place On Earth

Equip the ring and all your problems will be solved.

You were captured by aliens.