Riff Raffers! I have ventured where no interweb dweller dares to go: the gym! I want people here to think I'm a totally alpha boss. What do, riff raff?
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Help! I'm at the Gym
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Aug 02, 2015 at 04:06PM EDT.
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Piss on all the machines, mark your territory as the alpha male. It's what worked for me, nobody touched them after that.
Goto McDonalds afterwards and eat 5 big macs there.
Take you're dick out. The other men at the gym will see that as a sign of bravery and dominance.
Show 'em who's boss of the gym ♂
TillsterRulz wrote:
Show 'em who's boss of the gym ♂
Fuck you!
Lift, brah.
If some tough guy walks up to you follow these steps.
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!